OT: you know youre a poker player (or just SNGer?) when....

[AMT]

1) you are in bed with a girl and all youre thinking is "I got the nuts, im goin all in".


-AMT and manchild


next?

[OnUrBike]

eh ok? funny? noooooooot

[microbet]

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1) you are looking at porn and all youre thinking is "I got the nuts, im goin all in".


-AMT and manchild


next?

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[bigt439]

this story is gonna come off weird, but i think its interesting:

a little while ago i was really [censored] up... just weed and booze but i was really gone and tired at like 5am... i was banging this chick and would close my eyes and start thinking the sex was like a poker game... and then i would get really confused because i would be like how do i win? and then id snap out of it... this makes it sound like im a meth head, but its more like when youre having a conversation when youre really tired and you start half-dreaming and the two levels of conciousness kinda blend together... it was trippy.

also, regarding purchasing things i always think of it in poker terms to make me feel better... like i want to buy a wii and im just like, meh, its just a squeeze or a raise and a c-bet... for this reason i buy a ton of dumb [censored]...

[DevinLake]

Ur at a bar, buying tonnes of shots for random people standing near by, and just saying "who cares, it's just some american's money anyway."

[microbet]

bigt,

I've never taken meth, but it sounds more like weed than meth. If you were REALLY confused, then it sounds like acid.


AMT,

It's because you are from Maryland.

[AMT]

[ QUOTE ]
this story is gonna come off weird, but i think its interesting:

a little while ago i was really [censored] up... just weed and booze but i was really gone and tired at like 5am... i was banging this chick and would close my eyes and start thinking the sex was like a poker game... and then i would get really confused because i would be like how do i win? and then id snap out of it... this makes it sound like im a meth head, but its more like when youre having a conversation when youre really tired and you start half-dreaming and the two levels of conciousness kinda blend together... it was trippy.

also, regarding purchasing things i always think of it in poker terms to make me feel better... like i want to buy a wii and im just like, meh, its just a squeeze or a raise and a c-bet... for this reason i buy a ton of dumb [censored]...

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ive had similar experiences on both accounts....and my mom is canadian. craaaazy

[RRiccio]

you know youre a poker player when.... you start calling your credit card's life insurance a rakeback.

[cakewalk]

you have no respect for money whatsoever. you look at money as an endless supply of tokens in a token economy where the prizes are next to endless.

[The Yugoslavian]

I don't think I'm a poker player, [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img].

Yugoslav