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Fuzzwah · #**101** 10-23-2007, 04:25 AM

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not bad:
http://www.writeaprisoner.com/Templa...x?i=z-42459018

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"My name is Adrianna. I'm 25 and yes, sitting pretty in Federal Prison! I get really lonely and bored in here and would like to write to real people"

So she's been spending her time writing to imaginary people?

iggymcfly · #**102** 10-23-2007, 04:39 AM

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A little about me: I'm 29 years old, 5'4” and I weigh 135 lbs. I'm divorced and I have one daughter. I love the outdoors and being in the sunshine.

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LOL

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POTD. There's something about the dickishness of making fun of someone who's in a completely hopeless situation that really strikes me funny.

drunk.hole · #**103** 10-23-2007, 04:41 AM

I like the chicks who are like 30 years old and there marital status is widowed. And they are in prison for murder.LOL

ZOMG_RIGGED! · #**104** 10-23-2007, 04:45 AM

Writing the one doing time for an escape attempt seems like a -EV move. Talk about a weird conversation if she shows up on doorstep one day.

I think BBV4L needs to make a group letter to one of these poor ladies. Because if one random letter from a weirdo who found you on the internet is entertaining. Think about how much enjoyment you'd get from 20 letters from degernates who think you're hawt prison poontang

Vavavoom · #**105** 10-23-2007, 04:50 AM

Awesome site...!!!

ZOMG_RIGGED! · #**106** 10-23-2007, 04:53 AM

Dear Inmate 342343294,

The members of BBV4L held a poll and you were voted : Inmate I'd Most Like To Manslaughter Me. We all think you're hawt in a "It Would Be Good Because I'd Be So Scared I'd [censored] Myself" kind of way.

We're 20ish, probably over-weight, degenerates, and out hobbies include gamboool and not being murdered

Please to be enjoying the random paintshops and pictures of kittens with cute saying we sent you.

Hope our letter lightened your day, and remember, jail time is just a downswing and everyone knows "Swongs are one thing".

Love,
BBV4L

PS: where did you hide the coke?

One Outer · #**107** 10-23-2007, 04:56 AM

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Writing the one doing time for an escape attempt seems like a -EV move. Talk about a weird conversation if she shows up on doorstep one day.

I think BBV4L needs to make a group letter to one of these poor ladies. Because if one random letter from a weirdo who found you on the internet is entertaining. Think about how much enjoyment you'd get from 20 letters from degernates who think you're hawt prison poontang

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Gold. Absolute gold. I'm in and I'm throwing my support behind you for Director of Hawt Prison Poontang BBV4L Group Letters. If there were some way to get a group photo...Photoshop it!

I do feel bad about some of them, though. A handful of these girls are doing serious time for making a mistake when they were <25. I'm not making fun of them.

StrictlyStrategy · #**108** 10-23-2007, 05:16 AM

Wow. This could honestly be a Hotornot profile.

http://www.writeaprisoner.com/Template.aspx?i=z-w75141

Incarcerated for: Murder

o ok

<3 online dating

Droogie · #**109** 10-23-2007, 05:33 AM

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Dear Inmate 342343294,

The members of BBV4L held a poll and you were voted : Inmate I'd Most Like To Manslaughter Me. We all think you're hawt in a "It Would Be Good Because I'd Be So Scared I'd [censored] Myself" kind of way.

We're 20ish, probably over-weight, degenerates, and out hobbies include gamboool and not being murdered

Please to be enjoying the random paintshops and pictures of kittens with cute saying we sent you.

Hope our letter lightened your day, and remember, jail time is just a downswing and everyone knows "Swongs are one thing".

Love,
BBV4L

PS: where did you hide the coke?

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[ ] actually send it

(please add a x)

john voight · #**110** 10-23-2007, 06:23 AM

wow 2-6 years for pushing meth. sick...