email from a blind date

[RunyonAve]

one time, at band camp....

[hamsamich]

I'm getting a hard on just thinking about how insanely hot this chic must be.

hit it and quit it.....then post a TR with pics of all the stuff she did that would make farm animals blush

[Limesparks]

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the only animal i cant deal with are cats becuase i am allergic

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<font color="red"> YOU'D BETTER NOT HURT THEM, BITCH </font>

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but i would never hurt them

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Phew!

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lol

[DeuceSeven]

I wonder what her stream of conscious is like... She better be [censored] hot.

[denial]

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she's crazy

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x2

[SinkRox]

Wow. Post more correspondences!

[Tartufo]

From the tone of the email, it seems as if you've slipped into the friendship category already. It may not be too late. If you tell her you fought on the side of the animal liberation front in the battle of Amsterdam in 2004 she'll probably let you ssihp.

[React1oN]

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youthanized

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The chick better look hawter than this

[ruken]

Suggested response:

'Dear Blind Date Chick:

tl;dr.

Sincerely,

Hotpockets'

[PITTM]

Country I want to go to: Amsterdam.

awesome.