Don't come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)

[Bona]

Put your chips in your pocket and step away from that table. Immediately.

You can't min raise like that. And:

You especially can't call a preflop push with 88. You are a danger to yourself and others in your present condition [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Wetdog]

Bona, I was steaming-slumming-goofing off-killing time before my live game. I actually won a buck and a half.

[MrWookie]

Brag: My lesbian baked me a pumpkin pie. It's delicious.
Beat: I guess this means she's still dreaming of the serious, traditional long-term relationship she originally told me she wanted, and not the fooling around, temporary, "we turn each other on" type of relationship I agreed to. She's too crazy and has too many issues for me to want the former.
Beat: She's calling me "hon" and "dear." WTF? Stop that and take off your shirt instead.
Variance (aka "standard"): One tasty adult beverage too many means I share my personal life with strangers on the internet.

[tyler_cracker]

wook,

go ahead and work the threesome angle. it's the best shot you'll ever have at it, and if you're gonna have the ol' premarital sex, you might as well do it right.

[ckj]

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wook,

go ahead and work the threesome angle. it's the best shot you'll ever have at it, and if you're gonna have the ol' premarital sex, you might as well do it right.

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If you do this, remember...


Pics or it didn't happen.

[MrWookie]

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wook,

go ahead and work the threesome angle. it's the best shot you'll ever have at it, and if you're gonna have the ol' premarital sex, you might as well do it right.

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You think thoughts like this haven't been pouring through my brain? I've definitely been thinking along the lines of, "Yeah, if I could float the threesome (only the good kind), I'd go for it," but unfortunately, my lesbian seems to believe in monogamy. Apparently she only wants to get with one person of one gender at a time, even if she's flexible as to what that gender may be.

ckj,

If there actually exists a level of drunkernness where I'm willing to post pics of me in a threesome in the Micro NC thread, that level of drunkernness is far, far past the level of drunkernness where I lose the ability to operate a camera.

[tyler_cracker]

wook,

your chick is not a lesbian by any definition i'm aware of.

also, i'm sure either ckj or myself would do any videography you need on a pro bono basis.

[MrWookie]

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wook,

your chick is not a lesbian by any definition i'm aware of.

also, i'm sure either ckj or myself would do any videography you need on a pro bono basis.

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Yeah, I'm only referring to her as "my lesbian" because that was her original title when I first got drunk enough to talk about her in this thread. As I found out recently, she's dated more men for much more time than she's dated women. Turns out the reason she was only telling me about her exploits with women, pointing out hot chicks, etc., was that she thought that doing that would spurn that very threesome fantasy in me and make me hot for her. Her plan mostly backfired, though, because had I known she went for men, even in part, we would have made out in the parking lot far, far sooner. Anyway, any subsequent uses of "my lesbian" will be for an easy reference to the reader, to tickle my own sense of irony, and because I don't want to call her my girlfriend.

[bozlax]

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If there actually exists a level of drunkernness where I'm willing to post pics of me in a threesome in the Micro NC thread, that level of drunkernness is far, far past the level of drunkernness where I lose the ability to operate my penis.

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fyp

[MrWookie]

Nice FYP, and also true [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]