Bank BBV

[Wools]

Brag: Havent physically been to the bank in 10 months since I obv dont need a day job.

Variance: Helped a friend move, put the Uhaul on my card.

Beat: He wrote me a check instead of cash, so now I have to go to the bank and get hundos to wipe my ass instead of just wiping my ass.

Brag: Really cute teller girl immediately recognizes me and strikes up conversation about what I've been up to.

Beat: She's 15lbs heavier than she was last year.

More Variance: Definitely getting in her line when Stars cuts me a $5k check.

[onequestionthx]

"Beat: She's 15lbs heavier than she was last year."

How much does she weigh?

[prodonkey]

ARe you stupid? 15 pounds more than last year.. LDO!