$0.03 into $40K in five days!!

[Sphere99991]

You've all seen the same old $100 into $10K threads. So boring. I offer you a far more hardcore plan. I currently have $0.03 in my bankroll having withdrawn the rest because I'm taking a break from poker for a few weeks. My plan is to, instead of re-depositing, instead turn these 3 cents into over $40,000.

How will I do this you ask? Easy. I am currently registered in two tournaments: the Silver Freeroll and a $55 satellite into the Limit Omaha Hi/Lo FTOPS event (which I made in a super sat, didn't buy-in, so can't get the $55 back). On Saturday, I will win the Silver Freeroll. This will give me a little bit more than $2,000. Then, on tuesday, I will win my satellite, which will give me entry into the event, which I will play and win on that very evening.

$0.03 --> $40,000? Wish me luck, BBV! I will post progress reports.

[qdmcg]

this isn't .03 into 40k, this is .03 + bunch of donkament credits into likely busto

[stigmata]

one
million
dollars

anything else is just fluff

[rakemeplz]

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this isn't .03 into 40k, this is .03 + bunch of donkament credits into likely busto

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Oh man you're really gonna feel bad about this statement when he has 40k in a week and he starts staking degenerates.

Also, let us gogogo.

[NU Star]

They don't have a "silverstar freeroll" anymore newb.

[Sphere99991]

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They don't have a "silverstar freeroll" anymore newb.

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It's not silverstar. It's silver. And clearly they do, because I'm registered in it. There's also a bronze, gold, and iron man. So why don't you just GTFO?

[Moorsie]

OP, I hope your puppy gets AIDS

[vdomalip]

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OP, I hope your puppy gets AIDS

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BAN

[Quagmyer]

why dont you withdraw the 0.03, and then youll turn $0.00 into 40k?

if your already registered in the donkaments, the .03 is irrelevant

[Hattifnatt]

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OP, I hope your puppy gets AIDS

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that was a rude thing to say, and I dont think puppys can get AIDS.