those $1.20 fellas apparently don't like cybering

[BowToYourSensei]

had a hopelessly bad session @ bay 101, so i come home to blow off steam with a $1.20 sng

Dealt to ifoundnemo23 [2d Qh]
ifoundnemo23 said, "hey babies, i had a rough day, u wanna treat me right?"
Dobie Number: calls 20
smegger72: folds
ifoundnemo23 said, "i put on some barry white and light the scented candles"
ifoundnemo23 said, "you moan like a wildabeast"
ifoundnemo23 said, "u know what gets me on"
ifoundnemo23 said, "i slowly dance as i take off my shirt and tie"
ifoundnemo23 said, "you take my socks off and sniff them"
ifoundnemo23 said, "before putting them in your mouth"
ifoundnemo23 said, "i am mildly repulsed, but my boner is unavoidable, so i manage"
imlittlebear said, "wt ****?"
ifoundnemo23 said, "oh ya little bear, talk dirty to me"
ifoundnemo23 said, "you start clawing at my chest"
ifoundnemo23 said, "then grab tweezers and pull out my chest hair"
ifoundnemo23 said, "wtf"
binchenat said, "What the ****"
ifoundnemo23: folds
imlittlebear: folds
Lovecal: folds
TheMeerKaTT: folds
Bisterk: calls 20
horacethebom: calls 10
binchenat: checks
*** FLOP *** [3s 7c 5c]
ifoundnemo23 said, "i have no idea what you're doing, but it hurts so good"
horacethebom: checks
binchenat: bets 40
ifoundnemo23 said, "come on baby make it hurt so good"
Dobie Number: calls 40
Bisterk: folds
horacethebom: calls 40
*** TURN *** [3s 7c 5c] [7d]
horacethebom: checks
binchenat: bets 40
Dobie Number: folds
ifoundnemo23 said, "you slowly reach for my pants trying to tease me"
horacethebom: raises 120 to 160
ifoundnemo23 said, "i get annoyed"
binchenat: calls 120
*** RIVER *** [3s 7c 5c 7d] [As]
horacethebom: bets 140
binchenat: folds
horacethebom collected 520 from pot

Dealt to ifoundnemo23 [Ah Ac]
smegger72: folds
ifoundnemo23 said, "i go back to the barry white"
ifoundnemo23: raises 1479 to 1499
imlittlebear: folds
Lovecal: folds
TheMeerKaTT: folds
Bisterk: folds
horacethebom: folds
ifoundnemo23 said, "i now start stomping on the ground"
ifoundnemo23 said, "signifying that this is my house"
ifoundnemo23 said, "you can't come into my house, tweez my chest hairs, and expect me to not react"
binchenat said, "what uholding"
ifoundnemo23 said, "my peni$"
ifoundnemo23 said, "it's raging hard"
binchenat said, "LOL"
binchenat said, "ever sick"
ifoundnemo23 said, "i put on my viking hat"
ifoundnemo23 said, "and charge at you"
binchenat: folds
Dobie Number: calls 1420 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [8d 2d Qh]
*** TURN *** [8d 2d Qh] [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [8d 2d Qh Ts] [Qs]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dobie Number: shows [Kc As] (a pair of Queens)
ifoundnemo23: shows [Ah Ac] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
ifoundnemo23 collected 2890 from pot
ifoundnemo23 said, "dobie number leaves the house"

Dealt to ifoundnemo23 [9d 8s]
imlittlebear: folds
ifoundnemo23 said, "she's not strong enough for my viking hat"
Lovecal: folds
TheMeerKaTT: folds
Bisterk: folds
horacethebom: calls 20
ifoundnemo23 said, "i go outside to my cucumber patch"
binchenat: calls 20
ifoundnemo23 said, "and pull out 3"
smegger72: raises 80 to 100
ifoundnemo23 said, "you know what's coming next"
ifoundnemo23: raises 1400 to 1500
horacethebom: folds
binchenat: folds
ifoundnemo23 said, "i tease you ever so gently"
smegger72: calls 1400 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Qs 4c Jc]
ifoundnemo23 said, "then sodomize you with 6 of them"
*** TURN *** [Qs 4c Jc] [6c]
binchenat said, "omg, i think i just threw up"
*** RIVER *** [Qs 4c Jc 6c] [3d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
smegger72: shows [Tc Ts] (a pair of Tens)
ifoundnemo23: shows [9d 8s] (high card Queen)
smegger72 collected 3040 from pot

Dealt to ifoundnemo23 [9d 7c]
ifoundnemo23 said, "you find out that i am no gentle lover"
Lovecal: folds
smegger72 said, "why does PS allow these tossers?"
ifoundnemo23 said, "your anal bleeding is all over the bed"
ifoundnemo23 said, "you cry"
Lovecal said, "ok, now i'm really sick of this guy"
TheMeerKaTT: calls 20
Bisterk: folds
horacethebom: folds
binchenat: calls 20
ifoundnemo23 said, "i put on my robe and wizard hat"
smegger72: folds
ifoundnemo23: folds
imlittlebear: checks
*** FLOP *** [3h Ks Td]
imlittlebear: checks
TheMeerKaTT: checks
ifoundnemo23 said, "after a couple of minutes i wipe myself off and put the viking hat on you"
binchenat: bets 60
ifoundnemo23 said, "we're about to fulfill my wildest fantasy"
imlittlebear: folds
TheMeerKaTT: folds
ifoundnemo23 said, "where you are a viking trying to sack and pillage my home"
binchenat collected 70 from pot
binchenat: shows [Ah Ac] (a pair of Aces)

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ifoundnemo23 [Qh 2c]
ifoundnemo23 said, "but it doesn't work because i cast a spell on you"
TheMeerKaTT: folds
Bisterk: folds
horacethebom: calls 20
binchenat: calls 20
ifoundnemo23 said, "you're now completely paralyzed"
smegger72: calls 20
ifoundnemo23 said, "i grab the cucumbers again"
ifoundnemo23 said, "and make pickles"
imlittlebear said, "please stop"
ifoundnemo23: calls 20
imlittlebear: calls 10
Lovecal: checks
*** FLOP *** [3d 9c 6d]
imlittlebear: checks
Lovecal: bets 20
horacethebom: calls 20
binchenat: folds
smegger72: folds
ifoundnemo23: folds
imlittlebear: calls 20
*** TURN *** [3d 9c 6d] [As]
imlittlebear: bets 1440 and is all-in
Lovecal: folds
horacethebom: folds
imlittlebear collected 180 from pot
imlittlebear: doesn't show hand

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ifoundnemo23 [Jd 8s]
Bisterk: folds
horacethebom: folds
ifoundnemo23 said, "i walk over to the counter and prepare a turkey sandwich while you stay in the fetal position crying remembering the vegetable sodomy so bad that even PETA would eat a whole pig before they willingly experience it"
binchenat: calls 20
smegger72: calls 20
ifoundnemo23: folds
imlittlebear: calls 20
ifoundnemo23 said, "omg i'm almost there!"
Lovecal: calls 10
TheMeerKaTT: checks
*** FLOP *** [8c 6h Ks]
Lovecal: checks
TheMeerKaTT: checks
binchenat: checks
smegger72: checks
imlittlebear: bets 20
Lovecal: calls 20
ifoundnemo23 said, "you still with me, baby?"
TheMeerKaTT: folds
binchenat: folds
smegger72: calls 20
*** TURN *** [8c 6h Ks] [3d]
Lovecal: checks
smegger72: checks
imlittlebear: bets 20
ifoundnemo23 said, "are u as turned on by this as i am?"
Lovecal: calls 20
smegger72: calls 20
*** RIVER *** [8c 6h Ks 3d] [Ah]
Lovecal: bets 60
smegger72: folds
imlittlebear: calls 60
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lovecal: shows [3c 6d] (two pair, Sixes and Threes)
imlittlebear: mucks hand
Lovecal collected 340 from pot

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ifoundnemo23 [7c 7s]
ifoundnemo23 said, "suddenly ron weasley bursts through the door"
horacethebom: raises 20 to 40
ifoundnemo23 said, "stone cold steve austin comes in and saves the day"
binchenat: calls 40
smegger72: calls 40
ifoundnemo23 said, "giving ron weasley a stone cold stunner"
ifoundnemo23: raises 1379 to 1419
imlittlebear: folds
Lovecal: folds
TheMeerKaTT: raises 41 to 1460 and is all-in
Bisterk: folds
horacethebom: calls 1420
binchenat: folds
smegger72: folds
ifoundnemo23: calls 1 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [5d 9s 6c]
ifoundnemo23 said, "i continue to enjoy my sandwich"
*** TURN *** [5d 9s 6c] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [5d 9s 6c 9d] [As]
ifoundnemo23 said, "omg i think i came"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TheMeerKaTT: shows [Ad Ah] (a full house, Aces full of Nines)
horacethebom: shows [Jc Ac] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
TheMeerKaTT collected 80 from side pot
ifoundnemo23: shows [7c 7s] (two pair, Nines and Sevens)
TheMeerKaTT collected 4360 from main pot

TheMeerKaTT: thank god that's over
TheMeerKaTT: that was so sick
horacethebom: tu 4 getting rid of that tosser
ifoundnemo23 [observer]: **** you, lameo
ifoundnemo23 [observer]: at least i got off
ifoundnemo23 [observer]: stone cold and i ride off into the sunset

[Grey]

not even you are worth reading all that.

[le_chinois]

A+

on a serious note: how is your chat not banned yet? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[BowToYourSensei]

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not even you are worth reading all that.

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i disagree completely

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A+

on a serious note: how is your chat not banned yet?

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i think this might be the one that does me in (again)

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eh, feels like ur trying too hard again =/

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you won't ruin this for me

[Heavens_Myst]

eh, feels like ur trying too hard again =/

[spooooonger]

ifoundnemo23 said, "i put on my robe and wizard hat"



haha my favorite part. A+

[kyleb]

i didn't read all of it.

fortunately it's not necessary!

[Bad Beat Maker]

[ ] Original and not a rip off of the 5 year old cybersex joke all over the internet with Wizardboy.

[Jiganti]

You probably still have chat because the PokerStars rep. who had to read this because a disgruntled 1.20 player sent it in, was laughing too hard to flick on doomswitch and flick off chatswitch.

[Grey]

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[ ] Original and not a rip off of the 5 year old cybersex joke all over the internet with Wizardboy.

[/ QUOTE ]You are seriously a stupid person.