post stream of consciousness thoughts here

[Wheelzie]

weasels rip my flesh was a good movie imo

[wet work]

Can I mambo dogface to the banana patch?

[The Man Mulcahey]

I hate it when people end words with "ie." It just bothers me. Girlies is not a real word. Why the [censored] aren't you just stopping at girls? The extra ie just wastes good time that could be spent frying bacon. Or baking bread. Or assembling bread and bacon to make a delicious Bacon Lettuce and Tomato sandwich. No lettuce, no tomato. Tomatoes and lettuce suck. Tomatoes are for squishy people, and lettuce is for weak people who can't handle the awesomeness of steak. Spinach is alright because Popeye ate it, but that was because it had iron in it. But stinging nettle leaves have much more iron. Also, the leaves are perfectly safe to touch. In conclusion, real men eat stinging nettles.

P.S. Nutmeg is poisonous when injected directly into the veins. 2p2 murderers, take note.

[crzylgs]

riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend
of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to
Howth Castle and Environs.
Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passen-
core rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy
isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor
had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themsele
to Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their mumper
all the time: nor avoice from afire bellowsed mishe mishe to
tauftauf thuartpeatrick: not yet, though venissoon after, had a
kidscad buttended a bland old isaac: not yet, though all's fair in
vanessy, were sosie sesthers wroth with twone nathandjoe. Rot a
peck of pa's malt had Jhem or Shen brewed by arclight and rory
end to the regginbrow was to be seen ringsome on the aquaface
The fall (bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonner-
ronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenth ur-
nuk!) of a once wallstrait oldparr is retaled early in bed and later
on life down through all christian minstrelsy. The great fall of the
offwall entailed at such short notice the pftjschute of Finnegan,
erse solid man, that the humptyhillhead of humself prumptly sends
an unquiring one well to the west in quest of histumptytumtoes:
and their upturnpikepointandplace is at the knock out in the park
where oranges have been laid to rust upon the green since dev-
linsfirst loved livvy.

[Dan87]

how many of these posts are actual stream of conciousness and how many are just posted to sound ironic or philosophical in some sense, im actually trying to post what im thinking but its hard because everything im thinking of is stupid [censored] like the sound of the guy mowing the lawn outside or the canucks game, nobody wants to hear about that [censored] so i might as well pretend im thinking about marshmallows or LOL BACONMENTS when really i keep thinking about how many of these posts are real stream of conciousness thoughts and how many are set up to appear to be random

[whoisthedrizzle]

Lynch the nits!

[Himself]

Pete Sampras as match point vs. Martin I can't wait for him to get destroyed by TMF a few times. Who is whoisthedrizzle? It's really Tom Cruise isn't it? I think so.

[diebitter]

oh god I'm tired. Why the hell am I typing this when I could be sleeping. I wanna see England kick French butt. Gotta get the popcorn in for that.

[magicratx]

Why am i at work (2:51am, GMT)? Why did i agree to work all night when i've been up working all day? Why do i suck at decision making?

[benza13]

nice spin...you should work for fox news or something

lol at the little banjo club coming in for damage control