BBV degens I need you to prop bet me

[PartyGirlUK]

I did a triathlon yesterday. Weather conditions were perfect and I had no injuries. It took me 4 hours 2 minutes. I want to do one, same distance, in chicago on August 27. I want to prop bet $5k on how much I can improve. So post here how much you want to put up and what time you want me to beat and we can do some gambling. I will answer all reasonable qs, and unless I know you personally I would want to escrow.

[NU Star]

One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to show you a brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken. Then this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the jack of spades jump out of this brand-new deck of cards and squirt cider in your ear. But, son, do not accept this bet, because as sure as you stand there, you're going to wind up with an ear full of cider.

[Reef]

since there was not that much motivation to do your absolute best yesterday (read: $5K in prop bets on the line) , how much could your time have improved?

[Teh1337zor]

I hear cider works like hydrogen peroxide anyway so its not that bad imo

[PartyGirlUK]

I dont think I could have done a better time yesterday by much at all, even given all the motivation in the world. If I had been motivated more 3 months ago when I started training I probably could have done better.

NU Star - Obviously I hope to win, but its not like I did yesterday's tri immediately slow in order to con people. Im really looking to motivate myself. If I took a bet where I was 49% to win, then my opponent gets EV and I get motivation to get as fit as possible at the cost of a little EV so everyone wins.

[Sh@i'tan]

wat were the distances?

[PartyGirlUK]

swim 1500m, bike 40km, run 10km

[hra146]

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swim 1500m, bike 40km, run 10km

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so thats like, what? 1/4 of a real triathlon?

[killsadie]

this is the fat camp triathlon, go easy on him.

[PartyGirlUK]

LOL that's olympic distance triathlon.