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[neverforgetlol]

what it do is the new lol donkaments

[Shabamabam]

Errr... I think my Jacks are good. Hell if they aren't, i'll just pray for a low card.

Full Tilt Poker
Pot Limit Omaha Ring game
Blinds: $25/$50
4 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $3408.15
Button: $981.25
SB: $4390.75
Hero: $2274.50

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is BB with 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $175</font>, 2 folds, Hero calls.

Flop: 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($375, 2 players)
Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">UTG bets $375</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($1125, 2 players)
Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">UTG bets $950</font>, Hero calls.

River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($3025, 2 players)


Results:
Final pot: $3025
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed 2d Jh Ah Js</font>
<font color="#ffffff">UTG showed 6c 3c 8h As</font>

Very next hand... You're not on tilt are you?

Full Tilt Poker
Pot Limit Omaha Ring game
Blinds: $25/$50
4 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $4365.75
Hero: $3772.50
SB: $1981.15
BB: $931.25

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is Button with 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $100</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $375</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $1275</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $1875</font>, SB calls.

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($3900, 2 players)


Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($3900, 2 players)


River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($3900, 2 players)


Results:
Final pot: $3900
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed 5s 8s Ac As</font>
<font color="#ffffff">SB showed Ah 4s Tc 6h</font>

[davebreal]

PokerStars Pot-Limit Omaha/8, $6 BB (7 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

Button ($1878.50)
<font color="#C00000">SB ($627.75)</font>
BB ($376.45)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($1107.15)</font>
MP1 ($585.45)
MP2 ($616.10)
CO ($351)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
Hero calls $6, MP1 calls $6, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($24) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $12</font>, MP1 folds, SB calls $12, BB folds.

Turn: ($48) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $45.7</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $182.8</font>, SB calls $137.10.

River: ($413.60) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $410.6</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $906.35</font>, SB calls $16.35 (All-In).

Final Pot: $1746.90

Results:
Hero has 2d 4d 5h 3h (Low: 5, 4, 3, 2, A | High: straight flush, five high).
SB has Ad Qc Kh 6h (High: flush, ace high).
Outcome: Hero wins $1746.90.

[davebreal]

PokerStars Pot-Limit Omaha/8, $2 BB (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

MP2 ($200)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($257.05)</font>
Button ($256.60)
SB ($113.90)
BB ($212.90)
UTG ($156.20)
<font color="#C00000">UTG+1 ($234.60)</font>
MP1 ($210.35)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls $2, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 raises to $6</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Hero calls $6, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, UTG calls $4.

Flop: ($21) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets $10</font>, Hero calls $10, UTG calls $10.

Turn: ($51) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $48.55</font>, UTG+1 calls $48.55, Hero calls $48.55.

River: ($196.65) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets $170.05 (All-In)</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $192.5</font>, UTG folds.

Final Pot: $559.20

Results:
UTG+1 has 2s Ah Td Ts (High: full house, tens full of fours).
Hero has 2c Qs Ad Qd (High: full house, queens full of fours).
Outcome: Hero wins $559.20.

[niss]

Nice hand, fish.

[davebreal]

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Nice hand, fish.

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I clearly played all streets perfectly.

[steamboatin]

Steamboatin's Christmas lights on youtube.com Video and sound on this link.

I need to make another video, I changed things around a little and it is a nicer display but this will give you an idea of what my Christmas lights look like. Before anyone chimes in, the music is broadcast over a low power FM transmitter and my neighbors can't hear it unless they tune a radio in to my frequency.

[Shabamabam]

Party Poker
Pot Limit Omaha Ring game
Blinds: $10/$20
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $341
UTG+1: $8660.52
CO: $2107
Button: $887.50
SB: $1115.06
Hero: $918.50

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
4 folds, SB calls, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $60</font>, SB calls.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($120, 2 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $80</font>, SB calls.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($280, 2 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $220</font>, SB calls.

River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($720, 2 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero is all-in $558.5</font>, SB calls.

Results:
Final pot: $1837
<font color="#ffffff">SB shows Kd 2d 4s Td </font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero shows 6s 3s 5d Qc </font>


[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] you party.

[Split Suit]

seriously...where the hell can i find this player? ill take shots this high if he is sitting

[Phil153]

[ QUOTE ]
Steamboatin's Christmas lights on youtube.com Video and sound on this link.

I need to make another video, I changed things around a little and it is a nicer display but this will give you an idea of what my Christmas lights look like. Before anyone chimes in, the music is broadcast over a low power FM transmitter and my neighbors can't hear it unless they tune a radio in to my frequency.

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You did this yourself? It's really really good. Brought a smile to my face. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]