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04-30-2007, 04:02 PM
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Re: What to get wife for Mother\'s day?
Take mom and kid to location the kid will enjoy. The zoo is good because kids like the zoo for a long time, if not forever. Take picture of mom and kid. Repeat same picture every year on Mother's Day, adding in additional kids if necessary. Hang up series of pictures.
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04-30-2007, 04:09 PM
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Re: What to get wife for Mother\'s day?
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Cute kid. Get her a gym membership so she can lose that extra weight she's been carrying around since she had the baby. [/ QUOTE ] Wife kept going to aerobics up until 38th week of preg. Went back within a month. She now weighs less than she did a year ago, and her boobs are twice as big! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] I like your line though....
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#13
04-30-2007, 04:11 PM
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Re: What to get wife for Mother\'s day?
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Take mom and kid to location the kid will enjoy. The zoo is good because kids like the zoo for a long time, if not forever. Take picture of mom and kid. Repeat same picture every year on Mother's Day, adding in additional kids if necessary. Hang up series of pictures. [/ QUOTE ] Quality response.
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04-30-2007, 05:41 PM
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Re: What to get wife for Mother\'s day?
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I usually find your posts insightful and well thought out. But I guess there's gotta be some fluff factored in if you want to get to 20k+ posts... [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Hmm, that was a little weird. I was serious. Name a tree after your kid and then have to cut it down or see it infected by blight, it's not gonna feel right to the kid. Name a star after the kid, or mom or whatever, and we'll all be dead by the time its light even hits us, so no worries.
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