BBV Anonymous Confessions

[adanthar]

meh, this is barely funny enough to post I guess

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When bored, I often multi-table poker with porn (usually -ev, but fun nontheless).....

One night, I hadn't busted in awhile - I'm usually good for 1-2 per day and it had been a few days......

So I'm multi tabling porn for a loooong time and I'm ready, real ready, to bust one...and I end up "chinning" myself.....which is bad enough, however my mouth was slightly ummm ajar and and I caught a bit inside my mouth....

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[adanthar]

you know, instead of talking to her

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When I was in high school I worked at a local movie rental place that also had tanning beds. Not long after working there I realized there was a crack in one of the doors that led into the tanning beds. All the hot girls from my high school would tan there as well as some pretty smokin milfs.

So what did I do as a horny high school kid? I looked through the crack and expanded my knowledge of the female body. There was also a vent in the bottom of the doors that I could see through in one of the rooms also. There were 4 rooms, and when the hot women would come in, I would always tell them that room 3 was the best bed so they would go in there. I would estimate that I probably saw about 100 naked chicks in the time I worked there.

The most notable was the hottest girl in high school. I had a huuuge crush on here since like the 6th grade and I got her to come tan there. I actually rubbed one out when she was there. It was great.

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on a fun note, my computer appears to be in need of a reformat so updates might be slow for a couple of days

[MusashiStyle]

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meh, this is barely funny enough to post I guess

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When bored, I often multi-table poker with porn (usually -ev, but fun nontheless).....

One night, I hadn't busted in awhile - I'm usually good for 1-2 per day and it had been a few days......

So I'm multi tabling porn for a loooong time and I'm ready, real ready, to bust one...and I end up "chinning" myself.....which is bad enough, however my mouth was slightly ummm ajar and and I caught a bit inside my mouth....

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or so funny i am laughing LOLOLOLOL nice work made a donk-shot.

[Mr November]

need moreeeee

[ScottieK]

Wow, some really entertaining reads here. I've racked my brain for a worthy submission, but I haven't done anything that really has merit for this thread. Please keep them coming.

ScottieK

[PleaseSignal]

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need moreeeee

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[RayPowers]

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you know, instead of talking to her

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When I was in high school I worked at a local movie rental place that also had tanning beds. Not long after working there I realized there was a crack in one of the doors that led into the tanning beds. All the hot girls from my high school would tan there as well as some pretty smokin milfs.

So what did I do as a horny high school kid? I looked through the crack and expanded my knowledge of the female body. There was also a vent in the bottom of the doors that I could see through in one of the rooms also. There were 4 rooms, and when the hot women would come in, I would always tell them that room 3 was the best bed so they would go in there. I would estimate that I probably saw about 100 naked chicks in the time I worked there.

The most notable was the hottest girl in high school. I had a huuuge crush on here since like the 6th grade and I got her to come tan there. I actually rubbed one out when she was there. It was great.

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WTF, were webcams not invented yet?

Ray

[S0meGuy]

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I applied for us to get into public housing as we were in the process of being evicted, and as of today we still live in the single family home we received 4 years ago. It is 100% paid through social programs, heating and utilities included, and sits near the end of a quiet residential street in a fairly decent neighborhood. I have no plans of leaving the system, as I have gone further on to fake my injuries, and as well faked a mental illness that has convinced both my doctor and social worker that I require permanent disability. I have just recently received perm. dis., so I will never really have to work another day in my life. So Dear Honest, Hard Working Taxpayer, does this make you a little angry?

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Yes...very much so. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[GeleHaas]

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I applied for us to get into public housing as we were in the process of being evicted, and as of today we still live in the single family home we received 4 years ago. It is 100% paid through social programs, heating and utilities included, and sits near the end of a quiet residential street in a fairly decent neighborhood. I have no plans of leaving the system, as I have gone further on to fake my injuries, and as well faked a mental illness that has convinced both my doctor and social worker that I require permanent disability. I have just recently received perm. dis., so I will never really have to work another day in my life. So Dear Honest, Hard Working Taxpayer, does this make you a little angry?

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No, I'm jealous. You're my hero !

[cwar]

I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] this thread.