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#291
03-31-2007, 11:41 AM
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Re: BBV Anonymous Confessions
I'm leaving the snow angel in because he seems oddly appropriate
anyway, But what is she on the OOT scale? [ QUOTE ] my good friend since i wasw like 19 and a freshman in college met a girl who he fell head over heels for. She was a total good girl ,went to church every sunday, never flirted with other guys, and acted fairly prude. They dated for over two years then he proposed to her. The whole time I knew her, we always kind of jokingly flirted but just as a goof and when no one was aaround. After they got engaged and about 2 months before the wedding I ended up getting a call by her wanting me to pick her up from the bookstore cuz she was getting creeped out by some guy who was following her around and craig was out of town for work. So I ended up picking her up..the guy was just some random guy who stared a little to hard..and we ended up grabbing some food at a cheesy mexican joint and having a couple of drinks. We were kind of flirting but not really...just the booze. I end up driving her a ride home and before she gets out of the car we ended up kissing. I forget to mention this chick is a fricking 11/10. smoking hot , great body, etc etc and the whole pure sweet thing just adds to it. We ended up [censored] in their bed and went at it all night and the next morning. I didn't talk to her for awhile after that..and my friend never seemed the wiser. We've hooked up a couple more times since then..but once they got married it stopped. She just recently started hinting she wants me to to [censored] her again--when she talks about it shes really vulgar...and i think i'm going to give her what she wants. [/ QUOTE ] 
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#292
03-31-2007, 11:42 AM
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Re: BBV Anonymous Confessions
Dear Swinger's Life Monthly Magazine...
[ QUOTE ] I guess this doesn't /really/ have to be anonymous since I didn't do anything bad, but I thought BBV would find it humorous I grew up in typical whitebread middle-class suburbia. When I was about 13 or so I had a job lined up babysitting at a neighbor's house. Somehow I told a friend of mine that I was babysitting there and he told me to look in the closet in their guest bedroom because they had porn. I didn't believe it, but after I put the kid to bed I went in there and sure enough the entire closet was just packed full of swinger magazines, porn, dildos, lube, etc. Nothing terribly hardcore in the great scheme of things (though closet swingers in suburbia has some humor value I suppose) but I was 13, this was like heaven. So I literally pull out like 40 porn magazines and am sitting in the middle of them all wanking it when suddenly I hear the garage door go up. Parents are home like 2 hours early. I totally flip out and just start shoving stuff under the bed, back in the closet. Meanwhile kid wakes up because of the garage door and starts SCREAMING. Before I can even get my belt buckled or all the porn put away the kid's dad is standing at the door of the guest bedroom. Kid screaming. My pants half on. Closet open with all their porn magazines literally thrown in in a pile (I think I thought somehow I was going to go back and clean them up before they found out.) Dead [censored] silence - we just stare at each other. I freak out and tell him i have to go to the bathroom and run in there and shut the door and start crying because I think that they probably think I was basically wacking off and ignoring their screaming kid and they were going to tell my parents I was looking at porn. I sit in there for about 20 minutes before the dad finally knocks on the door and asks me if I'm all right and tells me he'll take me home. They never mention a word about it. They never call me back to babysit again. 6 months later they move away. In retrospect, it was certainly more horrifying for them to wonder if their babysitter had told his parents that they were degenerate swingers and wonder if all the neighbors knew (I didn't obviously) but when you're 13 and beating it to porn and an adult catches you it pretty much feels like the end of the world. [/ QUOTE ]
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#294
03-31-2007, 05:21 PM
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Re: BBV Anonymous Confessions
Not really a confession but a good story non the less.
My senior year of high school I had been dating my 5th cousin (see above) since the 6th grade. She was hot as [censored] and horny to go along with that. So one day after track practice I was driving her home and she start doin stuff to me as we were driving so I decide I'm going to pull into a driveway of an abandoned house along the way and have some fun. Long story short we got into it and she was on the rag([censored] right?)... but she insisted that I eat her out. I of course love the puss so I aggree...(just her [censored] obviously) So we are into it hot and heavy with her pants at her ankles and her legs over my head when I hear sirens... So we scramble to get clothed when I look back and see a sherrif sitting behind us with his lights on. We get our clothes on and he approaches... so no time to clean up. He asks for my DL so I go to grab it and notice that I have blood on my fingers from fingering her. He takes my DL and goes to check me out obviously seeing the blood and grossed out by this. That is when I noticed in rear view mirror I also had blood on my chin from where it was resting. IT WOULD NOT COME OFF! So basically he gives us a warning not to park in front of meth houses when we choose to *cough, cough* "have a good time" and lets us go home. Pretty awesome. Cliff notes: horny gf wants me to eat her out on rag and I do at abandoned meth house. blood on fingers and chin when sheriff takes DL and I get embarrased. Go home.
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#295
03-31-2007, 05:38 PM
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Re: BBV Anonymous Confessions
[ QUOTE ]
Not really a confession but a good story non the less. My senior year of high school I had been dating my 5th cousin (see above) since the 6th grade. She was hot as [censored] and horny to go along with that. So one day after track practice I was driving her home and she start doin stuff to me as we were driving so I decide I'm going to pull into a driveway of an abandoned house along the way and have some fun. Long story short we got into it and she was on the rag([censored] right?)... but she insisted that I eat her out. I of course love the puss so I aggree...(just her [censored] obviously) So we are into it hot and heavy with her pants at her ankles and her legs over my head when I hear sirens... So we scramble to get clothed when I look back and see a sherrif sitting behind us with his lights on. We get our clothes on and he approaches... so no time to clean up. He asks for my DL so I go to grab it and notice that I have blood on my fingers from fingering her. He takes my DL and goes to check me out obviously seeing the blood and grossed out by this. That is when I noticed in rear view mirror I also had blood on my chin from where it was resting. IT WOULD NOT COME OFF! So basically he gives us a warning not to park in front of meth houses when we choose to *cough, cough* "have a good time" and lets us go home. Pretty awesome. Cliff notes: horny gf wants me to eat her out on rag and I do at abandoned meth house. blood on fingers and chin when sheriff takes DL and I get embarrased. Go home. [/ QUOTE ] oh jesus
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#296
03-31-2007, 05:50 PM
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[ QUOTE ]
Not really a confession but a good story non the less. My senior year of high school I had been dating my 5th cousin (see above) since the 6th grade. She was hot as [censored] and horny to go along with that. So one day after track practice I was driving her home and she start doin stuff to me as we were driving so I decide I'm going to pull into a driveway of an abandoned house along the way and have some fun. Long story short we got into it and she was on the rag([censored] right?)... but she insisted that I eat her out. I of course love the puss so I aggree...(just her [censored] obviously) So we are into it hot and heavy with her pants at her ankles and her legs over my head when I hear sirens... So we scramble to get clothed when I look back and see a sherrif sitting behind us with his lights on. We get our clothes on and he approaches... so no time to clean up. He asks for my DL so I go to grab it and notice that I have blood on my fingers from fingering her. He takes my DL and goes to check me out obviously seeing the blood and grossed out by this. That is when I noticed in rear view mirror I also had blood on my chin from where it was resting. IT WOULD NOT COME OFF! So basically he gives us a warning not to park in front of meth houses when we choose to *cough, cough* "have a good time" and lets us go home. Pretty awesome. Cliff notes: horny gf wants me to eat her out on rag and I do at abandoned meth house. blood on fingers and chin when sheriff takes DL and I get embarrased. Go home. [/ QUOTE ] OMG I feel sick
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#297
03-31-2007, 05:56 PM
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I'm a nasty bastard...sorry.
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#299
03-31-2007, 06:02 PM
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Her grandma and my grandma are cousins. They found out for us.
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