BEAT: HANDJOB GONE WRONG

[crzylgs]

blueballing whore imo. she'll (try to) yank you off but won't let you reach that stank?

[hobbes9324]

Could have turned out worse - Google "penile fracture" - I've taken care of two of them in my career - 'bout the unhappiest guys I've ever seen......

MM MD

[Dschmeidreu]

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Could have turned out worse - Google "penile fracture" - I've taken care of two of them in my career - 'bout the unhappiest guys I've ever seen......

MM MD

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Um.....dude, you're a doctor, forget fixing penile fractures and TAKE CARE OF YOUR GODDAMN FAT ASS CAT [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Hiiiiiiii]

How the [censored] did you get bruise marks?

[SuperNooB]

was one of your .... buddy's eh ?

[elcastigador]

no one gives handjobs better than yourself IMO. But hookin up with one of your buddies is -EV usually.

[dontbanplease]

buddies in general is -ev

[quickfetus]

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I've been with some chicks who had no idea how to give a decent hand job. What I do is take over and then hand them the reigns when I'm close. That's the best way to handle it.

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This is pretty much exactly what I do as well, except without the part about handing over the reigns, and also without the part about there being a girl.

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I found this hilarious. Somehow I knew this was a fellow Maple Leafs fan before I saw the username.

[Nemesis69]

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just start peeing
and if she says anything, just say : your doing it wrong LDO

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A+

[jws43yale]

Handjobs are the worst. I would always refuse one unless it is some lotioned up sober goodness. Drunk sloppy handjobs are a no go.