$100 to someone who can provide a HH worse than this - Page 6

Daliman · #51 05-05-2007, 01:52 AM

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Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $133.60
BB: $219.75
UTG: $212.55
Hero (MP): $186
CO: $156.90
BTN: $101.75

Reads: My friend was villain and I was really drunk. 

Preflop: Hero is dealt 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $6, CO raises to $14, 3 folds, Hero raises to $42, CO raises all-in to $156.90, Hero calls $114.90

Flop: ($316.80) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Turn: ($316.80) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($316.80) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $316.80 ($3 Rake)

CO had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Kings) and WON (+$156.90)
Hero had 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Deuces) and LOST (-$156.90)

raw version so you can see chat..

POKERSTARS GAME #8222418911: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/02/01 - 00:54:14 (ET)
Table 'Memoria' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: ofishstix ($186 in chips)
Seat 2: billy3045 ($156.90 in chips)
Seat 3: luccie ($101.75 in chips)
Seat 4: Drake1588 ($133.60 in chips)
Seat 5: NY Spike NY ($219.75 in chips)
Seat 6: Chris_55555 ($212.55 in chips)
Drake1588: posts small blind $1
NY Spike NY: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ofishstix [3h 2h]
Chris_55555: folds
ofishstix: raises $4 to $6
billy3045: raises $8 to $14
luccie: folds
Drake1588: folds
NY Spike NY: folds
ofishstix: raises $28 to $42
billy3045: raises $114.90 to $156.90 and is all-in
ofishstix said, "lol"
ofishstix: calls $114.90
*** FLOP *** [4d Ks 5d]
ofishstix said, "a"
ofishstix said, "a"
*** TURN *** [4d Ks 5d] [Tc]
ofishstix said, "a"
ofishstix said, "a"
ofishstix said, "6"
*** RIVER *** [4d Ks 5d Tc] [2d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ofishstix: shows [3h 2h] (a pair of Deuces)
billy3045: shows [Kc Kd] (three of a kind, Kings)
billy3045 collected $313.80 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $316.80 | Rake $3
Board [4d Ks 5d Tc 2d]
Seat 1: ofishstix showed [3h 2h] and lost with a pair of Deuces
Seat 2: billy3045 showed [Kc Kd] and won ($313.80) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 3: luccie (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Drake1588 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: NY Spike NY (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Chris_55555 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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Looks like you win!

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I call shenanigans!

yad · #52 05-05-2007, 04:14 AM

this isn't aipf, but that makes it more hilarious imo.

only 1/2 also, but deep.

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $207.75
UTG+1: $117
Hero: $663.45
Button: $477.20
SB: $198
BB: $399

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is CO with 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
2 folds, Hero raises to $8, Button calls, SB folds, BB calls.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($25, 3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $20, Button calls, BB folds.

Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($65, 2 players)
Hero bets $42, Button raises to $84, Hero raises to $218, Button raises to $352, Hero raises to $486, Button calls all-in $97.2.
Uncalled bets: $36.8 returned to Hero.

River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($963.4, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $963.4)

Results:
Final pot: $963.4
Hero showed 7s As
Button mucks 9c 6c

Zaid_Ahmed · #53 05-05-2007, 05:12 AM

I don't have the hand history. But I raise CO, button 3 bets, I 4 bet, he calls. Flop: 9c 7c 5c (something like that). I insta shove, he insta calls. I show Qh 10h, villian shows Jx Jc. It holds. GG me.

Dzsenaj · #54 05-05-2007, 05:49 AM

Ultimate Bet - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $10000/$25000 Blinds - 3 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $840000
BB: $1243000
Hero (BTN): $2415000

Preflop: Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
Hero raises to $85000, SB folds, BB raises to $265000, Hero raises all-in to $2415000, BB calls all-in for $978000
Uncalled bet of $1172000 returned to Hero

Flop: ($2496000) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Turn: ($2496000) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($2496000) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $2496000 ($1000 Rake)

BB had 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, nines and 3s) and WON (+$1252000)
Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of nines) and LOST (-$1243000)

Trivial · #55 05-05-2007, 05:54 AM

This one amused me yesterday. Maniac sat down and after winning this hand proceeded to go on a +5 buyin reign of terror across 70 hands which included TT > AA and AJo > KK both all-in preflop. Astonishingly they then quit before losing it back:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

CO ($399.60)
Button ($505)
SB ($283.20)
Hero ($436.60)
UTG ($405.90)
MP ($226)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls $4, 1 fold, CO raises to $16, Button calls $16, SB raises to $39, 1 fold, UTG calls $35, CO calls $23, Button raises to $505, SB calls $244.20 (All-In), UTG folds, CO folds.

Flop: ($870.20) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($870.20) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($870.20) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $870.20

Results below:
SB has Ts 8h (three of a kind, eights).
Button has Qh Qc (two pair, queens and eights).
Outcome: SB wins $648.40. Button wins $221.80.

ofdabeat · #56 05-05-2007, 05:58 AM

Already posted it but...

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...rue#Post9878673

The vilain is a psychic ( hand converter refuse to work sorry )

$ 100 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, April 09, 15:19:03 ET 2007

Hero posts big blind [$ 1 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Hero [ J J ]
Nostradamus raises [$ 4 USD] -> it's a clue
ofdabeat calls [$ 3 USD]

** Dealing Flop ** [ 9, J, 9 ]
Happy hero checks.
Nostradamus bets [$ 7 USD]
Hero Raise [$ 20 USD]
Nostradamus is all-In
Hero is all-in

** Dealing Turn ** [ 4 ]

** Dealing River ** [ 4 ]

f*** idiot shows [ 4, 4 ]

Hero hits the table, screams obscenities, mucks hand, tilt away a buy-in or two

Dzsenaj · #57 05-05-2007, 06:03 AM

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This one amused me yesterday. Maniac sat down and after winning this hand proceeded to go on a +5 buyin reign of terror across 70 hands which included TT > AA and AJo > KK both all-in preflop. Astonishingly they then quit before losing it back:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

CO ($399.60)
Button ($505)
SB ($283.20)
Hero ($436.60)
UTG ($405.90)
MP ($226)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls $4, 1 fold, CO raises to $16, Button calls $16, SB raises to $39, 1 fold, UTG calls $35, CO calls $23, Button raises to $505, SB calls $244.20 (All-In), UTG folds, CO folds.

Flop: ($870.20) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($870.20) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($870.20) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $870.20

Results below:
SB has Ts 8h (three of a kind, eights).
Button has Qh Qc (two pair, queens and eights).
Outcome: SB wins $648.40. Button wins $221.80.

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ahhahahaaaaaaaaaaa edited your name in hh:

POKERSTARS GAME #9742094279: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2007/05/04 - 08:15:42 (ET)
Table 'Prothoon' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Born2PushMow ($399.60 in chips)
Seat 2: Dzsenaj ($505 in chips)
Seat 3: Tillyclap ($283.20 in chips)
Seat 4: x ($436.60 in chips)
Seat 5: CDs Nuts ($405.90 in chips)
Seat 6: isac ($226 in chips)
Tillyclap: posts small blind $2
x: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Dzsenaj [Qh Qc]
CDs Nuts: calls $4
isac: folds
Born2PushMow: raises $12 to $16
Dzsenaj: calls $16
Tillyclap: raises $23 to $39
x: folds
CDs Nuts: calls $35
Born2PushMow: calls $23
Dzsenaj: raises $466 to $505 and is all-in
Tillyclap: calls $244.20 and is all-in
CDs Nuts: folds
Born2PushMow: folds
*** FLOP *** [Js Kc 7c]
*** TURN *** [Js Kc 7c] [8d]
*** RIVER *** [Js Kc 7c 8d] [8c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Tillyclap: shows [Ts 8h] (three of a kind, Eights)
Dzsenaj: mucks hand
Tillyclap collected $645.40 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $648.40 | Rake $3
Board [Js Kc 7c 8d 8c]
Seat 1: Born2PushMow folded before Flop
Seat 2: Dzsenaj (button) mucked [Qh Qc]
Seat 3: Tillyclap (small blind) showed [Ts 8h] and won ($645.40) with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 4: x (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: CDs Nuts folded before Flop
Seat 6: isac folded before Flop (didn't bet)

fslexcduck · #58 05-05-2007, 10:36 AM

i don't have HH but i have a PLO hand that is close in contention... it's 25/50. i'll post it later when my friend gets up with the HH

mj12 · #59 05-05-2007, 11:01 AM

I think I win

***** Hand History for Game 5593284692 *****
$400 NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, January 17, 20:18:18 ET 2007
Table Table 126681 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 3: csh1969 ( $1419.10 )
Seat 4: Swapshop ( $416.20 )
Seat 5: bosse47 ( $501.80 )
Seat 1: m_zeal ( $518 )
Seat 6: JustAnotherDonk ( $392 )
Seat 2: Don_KisHot ( $571.30 )
Swapshop posts small blind [$2].
bosse47 posts big blind [$4].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to m_zeal [ Jc Jh ]
JustAnotherDonk raises [$8]
m_zeal raises [$25]
Don_KisHot folds.
csh1969 folds.
Swapshop folds.
bosse47 folds.
>You have options at Table 127170 Table!.
JustAnotherDonk raises [$92]
m_zeal is all-In.
JustAnotherDonk is all-In.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 2d, Qd, Jd ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Kd ]
** Dealing River ** [ 8s ]
JustAnotherDonk shows [ Td, 5c ]a flush, King high.
m_zeal shows [ Jc, Jh ]three of a kind, Jacks.
m_zeal wins $126 from side pot #1 with three of a kind, Jacks.
JustAnotherDonk wins $787 from the main pot with a flush, King high.

mj12 · #60 05-05-2007, 11:10 AM

bonus hand so i can vent a bit

***** Hand History for Game 5718016222 *****
$600 NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, February 28, 01:15:51 ET 2007
Table Jackpot #1328374 (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 5: m_zeal ( $861.55 )
Seat 6: readzie ( $563.30 )
Seat 2: gman2929 ( $767.04 )
Seat 3: RML96 ( $235.45 )
Seat 4: payperview06 ( $166.27 )
Seat 1: Flaxus ( $361.15 )
readzie posts small blind [$3].
Flaxus posts big blind [$6].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to m_zeal [ As Ah ]
gman2929 calls [$6]
>You have options at Table 126675 Table!.
RML96 raises [$18]
payperview06 calls [$18]
m_zeal raises [$60]
readzie folds.
Flaxus calls [$54]
gman2929 folds.
RML96 calls [$42]
payperview06 calls [$42]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 6c, 4h, 8s ]
Flaxus checks.
RML96 is all-In.
payperview06 folds.
>You have options at Table 126675 Table!.
m_zeal raises [$350.90]
Flaxus is all-In.
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ad ]
** Dealing River ** [ 7h ]
m_zeal shows [ As, Ah ]three of a kind, Aces.
Flaxus shows [ 5s, Ks ]a straight Four to Eight.
RML96 doesn't show [ Td, Tc ]a pair of Tens.
The time at which hand ended:Feb 28 2007 01:17 ET
m_zeal wins $49.75 from side pot #2 with three of a kind, Aces.
Flaxus wins $251.40 from side pot #1 with a straight, Four to Eight.
Flaxus wins $771.85 from the main pot with a straight, Four to Eight.