[censored] YOU ABSOLUTE POKER

TheJokerIsWild · #1 09-13-2007, 01:48 AM

I've played almost exclusively at Absolute Poker for the past year since the legislation and have consistently beaten the .50-1 game for close to 7bb/100. Since they instituted the BBJ, I've gotten absolutely crushed. Bad beats beyond belief. I've never come close to saying a site is rigged, but I'm starting to wonder. I've heard a lot of other consistent winning players say the same thing recently.

Tonight I loaded up my usual 6 tables and ran into a guy who was consistenly betting like $50 into $2 pots. He was down to $30 and left with over $1100 in 30 minutes. About $900 of it was my money. I've been playing for 7 years solid and have never experienced anything remotely like this.

Here is how it when down:

I have position on him, so I'm pretty much calling anything preflop or small raises with even garbage hands since he is overbetting the pot every time.

First Hand:

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $9.75
UTG+1: $98.50
CO: $73.50
Button: $172.25
Hero: $100.50
BB: $21.95

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is SB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
3 folds, Button calls, Hero calls, BB checks.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($3, 3 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, Button bets $24, Hero raises to $98, BB folds, Button calls.

Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($199, 2 players)
Hero is all-in $1.5, Button calls.

River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($202, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $202)

Results:
Final pot: $202
Button Shows Ah 8c
Hero Shows 9h 3h

OK whatever, so now I reload to the full $200 because it's obvious he will give the money back.

Next Hand:

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: $199.50
UTG+1: $40
CO: $7.25
Button: $97
SB: $108.95
BB: $255.05

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Hero raises to $5, UTG+1 calls, 3 folds, BB calls.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($15.5, 3 players)
BB bets $12, Hero raises to $45, UTG+1 folds, BB calls.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($105.5, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero is all-in $149.5, BB calls.

River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($404.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $404.5)

Results:
Final pot: $404.5
BB Shows Jc As
Hero Shows Ks Ah

Whatever...I'm willing to live or die with TPTK against this piece of [censored]. Of course, he flopped top two on me.

So I reload and then this hand comes up:

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $63.50
UTG+1: $20.70
CO: $94.50
Button: $103.95
SB: $420.65
Hero: $193.50

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, CO folds, Button calls, SB calls, Hero raises to $7, 2 folds, SB raises to $56, Hero raises all-in $193.5, SB calls.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($389, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $389)

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($389, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $389)

River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($389, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $389)

Results:
Final pot: $389
SB Shows 3h 4d
Hero Shows Qd Qs

34 off is the nuts obv. At this point, I'm wondering WTF is going on.

Very next hand:

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $97.95
UTG+1: $619.50
Hero: $193.54
Button: $62.50
SB: $18.70
BB: $93.50

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is CO with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG raises to $2, UTG+1 calls, Hero calls, Button folds, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($10, 5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG bets $2, UTG+1 raises to $134, Hero raises all-in $191.54, 3 folds, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($395.08, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $395.08)

River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($395.08, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $395.08)

Results:
Final pot: $395.08
UTG+1 Shows 7s 8c
Hero Shows 6s 10h

Yeah, I know T6 off sucks, but I was calling any small bet preflop with anything against him.

VERY NEXT HAND:

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: $200
CO: $62.50
Button: $16.70
SB: $92.95
BB: $906.54

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Hero raises to $3, 3 folds, BB calls.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($6.5, 2 players)
BB bets $1, Hero raises to $6, BB raises to $184, Hero raises all-in $197, BB calls.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($400.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $400.5)

River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($400.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $400.5)

Results:
Final pot: $400.5
BB Shows Qh 8d
Hero Shows Ah Jd

He leaves with $1100 after being down to his last $30 just 30 minutes prior.

[censored] YOU ABSOLUTE POKER. THIS PIECE OF [censored] SITE THAT CHANGES BONUS AND RAKEBACK RULES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND IN THE MIDDLE OF BONUS TERMS IS NOW CHEATING.