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[Smell The Glove]

granola is surprisingly high in fat and calories.

something else food related: today i'm gonna eat two stalks of celery and not have sex/ masturbate tonight, and then see if i shoot a huge [censored] load tomorrow night.

[DblBarrelJ]

Does that make it green or something?

[kkcountry]

why stop at two stalks of celery?

also, eating marshmallow fluff makes it stick to her face better

[ZOMG_RIGGED!]

and eating sprinkles and pop rocks will make you go off like a firework. sparkler-wang imo

[Conspire]

Just do some blow, you will shoot atleast 3 loads in less than 3 hours if you are dedicated.

[Limesparks]

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Just do some blow, you will shoot atleast 3 loads in less than 3 hours if you are dedicated.

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that is exactly the opposite of what is true

[diebitter]

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Just do some blow, you will shoot atleast 3 loads in less than 3 hours if you are dedicated.

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that is exactly the opposite of what is true

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So you do some blow, and you can vacuum up 3 loads in less than 3 hours if you're dedicated?

[Smell The Glove]

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Just do some blow, you will shoot atleast 3 loads in less than 3 hours if you are dedicated.

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I shot three loads in one hour the other day. Not a joke. My refractory period is like -10 seconds.

[Conspire]

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Just do some blow, you will shoot atleast 3 loads in less than 3 hours if you are dedicated.

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that is exactly the opposite of what is true

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Wrong, I can honestly say I can achieve this feat.

[Smell The Glove]

anyway, let's get back on point... recently I've adopted granola + yogurt + cut-up fruit as a meal. It's delicious and I was always like yeah this is a light meal. But the granola is like 500 calories and the yogurt is 250. and I be like damn bitch that's a lot of [censored] calories. That's probably why I stopped losing weight.