Ask me about financial success to spending 2 years state prison

[sonneti]

What are the card games like in prison?

Was there much bartering going on?

What could 2 cartons of smokes actually get you?

How many other innocent people do you think you met in jail?

If you had to spend another 2 years in jail how much money would you need to be paid to do it?

Did you learn much from others about breaking the law/scams etc?

How many times did you think "fk it.. I'm breaking out of here"?

Why didn't you just leg it to canada and skip the jail time altogether?