Convince me to stake you

[Squareview]

pretty sure thats not a junior bacon cheeseburger. looks like a western bacon to me....

[Bakes]

im not sending pms probably till much later tonight or tommorow morning so dont hold ur breath

[Squareview]

idk, im holding breath

[Rick305]

stake me

[rosso87]

not sure if this is for real or not but thought i might as well ask.

does it have to be NL holdem? im fairly good at holdem but i prefer PL omaha and make most of my money off there but dont really have a big enough of a roll to make big bucks.

would love a staking for that.

never been able to track a [censored] of stats for it mainly because i played for about 7months at a site that doesn't support any stat tracking at all.

i have a few people from there that could vouch for me.

if you want i could put a few $$ in FTP this weekend and you could sit me down at any game you like and watch me or i could gather some stats over the weekend there for you.

i'd much prefer to grind out omaha though as like i said its my prefered game and i can keep the losses minimum and maximise the big pots with huge nut hands.

i can send you more personal details if you want but i dont really want to go to indepth into my personal life on here in public.

oh forgot to add, i play alot. between 8-14 hrs a day i can multitable and usually 4 table the omaha games.

if i had a big enough roll i could easily 8 table.

recently i've been playing bodog at the 25 and 50max omaha, had $20 left in my account and sat down at a $25 max table turned that into $100.
been playing there solid the last few weeks turning $15 at $25max table into $50 each session before moving onto another table.
only lost a few of the $15 buyins i've sat down with.

i've found a small sample size of hands from when i was clearing a bonus at golden riviera, i know its not much but generally my stats are similar to that when playing at those stakes.

i have about 100k hands i havn't been able to track yet though because i was playing at PKR and there is no stat tracking for that yet anywhere. i played alot of different limits there and other then a few bad streaks i was always going in with the best hand, i came out on top and withdrew about $1200, which i have used to pay bills and rego etc.

so now i only get to play with small amounts.

[0evg0]

^^ give this man and his 415 hand sample size a stake

[d0nkaments]

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im not sending pms probably till much later tonight or tommorow morning so dont hold ur breath

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i hold the world record for breath holding.

[Jeoke]

basically, I needed to withdraw my roll last semester and Im left playing 5nl with a roll of $65, which is helllll.

These are my lifetime stats for 25nl.

[phishguy]

I play Omaha, Omaha 8/B, and Holdem profitabally.
My stats show I have made a profit in each game, and my profit exceeds $35 an hour at stakes no higher then $400 NL.
I have no Pokertracker nor graph, but I would be willing to play on an account W/ rakeback. I usually multi table, mostly 3-4 tables.
I make a better living playing poker then I do at my job. If not interested o well. I will find my own way to get money on there. Only reason I posted here because they blocked online transactions on my debit card. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[uberdonk]

I know the reply I gave showed a lot of tourney results but I don't have my cash game stats... but the two screenshots of $5K on UB and $5K on Hollywood are both from cash games

anyways... thought I'd just add that part in