Choose your CYOA

[PokerFox]

b) Head to the clothing shop just off of the casino floor

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b) Head to the clothing shop just off of the casino floor

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...youre supposed to conitue the story.

[Spook]

Just a suggestion, I don't really like writing - but what if one person picked a choice, leading the next person to write the summary.
good effort so far.

[aaronk56]

I'll pick up the ball.

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b) Head to the clothing shop just off of the casino floor

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You grab the first shirt you see that looks your size; a garish yellow and orange Hawaiian print featuring Marilyn Monroe dryhumping a Bird of Paradise. You enter the nearest dressing room to change and when you remove your blood-stained shirt you realize the "blood" is only ketchup leaking from the packets you stole from Burger King earlier in the day. You exit the changing booth and come face to face with Heidi Klum wearing only a pink pushup bra and lace panties both still with the tags attached. Apparently you entered the Ladies changing room by accident. Somewhat suprisingly she doesn't retreat back in to her changing booth but stands there silently. Do you:

a) Run back into your changing booth because you remember you noticed a loose access panel in the wall, which might supply an alternate means of exit;

b) Proposition her and offer her $10,000 (possibly counterfeit) for a quickie;

c) Casually strike up a conversation with her, acting as if this sort of thing happens all the time;

d) Scream like a child and run out of the dressing room, probably alerting Casino Security.

Health Excellent

Inventory:
$10,000 Bill (possibly counterfeit)
$5 Casino Chip
Hawaiian Shirt

[Iron_Yuppie]

c) Casually strike up a conversation with her, acting as if this sort of thing happens all the time;

[Iron_Yuppie]

You confidently stride up to Heidi Klum and quickly bring out your best material:

“Is heaven missing an angel? ‘Cause you’ve got nice cans!”

“If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take off your pants and dance around a little?”

“I find the most erotic part of a woman's body to be the boobies.”

You look down, expecting to see Heidi’s panties hitting the floor, but, amazingly, she is still standing there silently. You rack your brain for more pickup-line goodness when the salesgirl comes barging in.

“I thought I left this here! Let me get this out of your way, sir.” She scoops up Heidi Klum, who now appears to be more mannequin-like than previously perceived, and heads back out the dressing room, but not before giving your Hawaiian shirt an appreciative glance.

a) Follow the reasonably attractive salesgirl, pay for the shirt, and work your charm
b) Follow the salesgirl, wait for her to put down the Heidi Klum mannequin, then approach the Heidi Klum doll and hope that the events play out similarly to the greatest movie of all time (“Mannequin”, natch)
c) Dash out of the store without paying, and head back out to the casino floor
d) Head back to the loose access panel in the changing booth, use it to spy on other customers

Health: Excellent

Inventory:
$10,000 Bill (possibly counterfeit)
$5 Casino Chip
Hawaiian Shirt

[Patton4]

a) Follow the reasonably attractive salesgirl, pay for the shirt, and work your charm

[Patton4]

With your loins in a boil, you decide to follow the salesgirl.
In your haste to catch up with her, you accidently trip and fall into a rack of mini skirts and dresses, knocking them over while causing a loud disturbance. The salesgirl, along with some concerned patrons come over to check on you, and the salesgirl asks, "Are you okay?". You struggle to your feet and quickly check yourself over and find that you are not injured. You attempt to pick-up the rack and dresses, but the salesgirl tells you that they will take care of it, and politely asks you to leave. You sheepishly apologize and walk towards the entrance. As soon as you are outside the store you realize that you have a sexy, black miniskirt in your hand, along with a new Hawaiian shirt you did not pay for.

Do you:

A) Go back into the store, return the skirt, and pay for the shirt

B) Put the mini skirt on and head for the poker tables

C) Look around for any attractive females

D) Stroll around the casino

Inventory:
$10,000 Bill (possibly counterfeit)
$5 Casino Chip
Hawaiian Shirt
A sexy, black mini skirt

[Iron_Yuppie]

There comes a time in a man’s life that he reaches a crossroads. He instinctively feels that the next decision he makes will be crucial, life-changing. Caesar crossing the Rubicon, Washington at Valley Forge, these are examples of hard men making hard choices.

Of course, you’re a putz, so you just stand in front of the clothing store for 72 hours, holding a black-miniskirt.

Unfortunately for you, this allows your arch-nemesis to track you down. You knew you were on borrowed time the minute you decided to steal those ketchup packs, but you just never thought the bill collector would come to take his due. The collector’s name? Andy:



This face has been haunting your nightmares ever since the night of the ketchup-pack heist; as you see him barrel through the revolving lobby doors, his blazing, developmentally-challenged eyes immediately focusing on you, you wonder if this is your nightmare writ large.

You turn to dash back towards the casino, but your way is blocked by the hooded man and the attractive bartender, screaming about their $5.

Desperate now, you decide to dive back into the clothing store, but an extraordinarly pissed off Heidi Klum is standing at the entrance, screaming “Those beautiful words you said to me, you stole those lines from FUTURAMA! And to think I awoke magically after 3,000 years for YOU!”, as she hurls a cassette at you.

As the consequences of the past few days close in on you from all sides, you bend to pick up the cassette that had fallen at your feet: Starship’s “Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now”. You can’t help but let out an ironic chuckle, as you realize that you are about to be stopped, now.

THE END

[His Boy Elroy]

WHERE DID WE GO WRONG???