How many 5yo Redditors can you take on at once?

CrayZee · #1 08-13-2007, 05:30 AM

or is it Redditers?

I'm trying to get away from poker [censored] but no you guys have to make the front page w/ this old [censored].

I dunno, I've never really participated in any other online community unless you count one-off technical nerd questions. I'll read headlines but find most of the social news sites kind of lame, I'm def. getting tired of digg. Libertarian, computer geek Reddit is a little more fun, tho.

Anyway, I digress. I could take on 25.82 5 year olds wearing protective goggles.

edfurlong · #2 08-13-2007, 05:34 AM

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I think it would be fairly easy to rip a sharp bone out of the first one you kill and stab the others with it.

This seems to be overlooked by the poster; in a realistic situation (especially if ~30 people are going to be attacking one person) death is certainly as valid as knocking someone unconscience.

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kkcountry · #3 08-13-2007, 05:37 AM

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I think it would be fairly easy to rip a sharp bone out of the first one you kill and stab the others with it.

This seems to be overlooked by the poster; in a realistic situation (especially if ~30 people are going to be attacking one person) death is certainly as valid as knocking someone unconscience.

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ripping out a bone to use as a BAT rather than a knife would be far superior, amirite?

edfurlong · #4 08-13-2007, 05:43 AM

You might be right, but in a fast paced combat situation I think it would be hard to figure out if the kid you kill first is fat or big boned.

garcia1000 · #5 08-13-2007, 05:55 AM

Can you give more details? How many assets do you have? What experience do these 5 year olds have with the banking and financial systems? Do all your assets have liens on them? Are they secured or unsecured?