BBV4L: any guinea pigs out there?

[gumpzilla]

So I was watching TV last night, and an ad came on for Extenze, a pill offering male enhancement. The ad consisted of some busty chick breathily extolling the virtues of Extenze, followed by some offscreen hand offering a microphone emblazoned with Sex TV to several happy couples. Men of various races keep saying things like "How can I put this . . . IT'S BIGGER!" while attractive women look on smiling happily, no doubt reflecting on the profoundly enhanced dicking they are receiving three times daily.

After watching this, it occurred to me that it would be pretty funny to try this stuff or something like it. However, I don't think I'll be doing this, for two reasons:

1) I am somewhat squeamish about mysterious dong alchemy.

2) If it did actually work, my fiancee would complain. Clearly I have an armadillo in my trousers and it's really quite frightening.

But, as 2+2 is nothing if not an extension of our collective id, I figured there has to be somebody here who would do this and trip report it. What's in it for you Well, perhaps we could solicit donations for the cause of minor public humiliation, much as the Crimson challenges of old. If that doesn't motivate you, your TR thread will hopefully be Internet Approved evidence of a Superior Wang and will clear up all of those girl problems you've been having.

WHO'S ON BOARD?

[DblBarrelJ]

250 in Stars bucks, plus the cost of the pills, and I'm in.

PM me for details.

[Georgia Avenue]

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250 in Stars bucks, plus the cost of the pills, and I'm in.

PM me for details.

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details about what?


Pm sent

[DblBarrelJ]

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250 in Stars bucks, plus the cost of the pills, and I'm in.

PM me for details.

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details about what?


Pm sent

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Details about where to send the pills, obv.

[meleader2]

[prodonkey]

don't u think if these actually worked that everyone would be walking around with monster penises.. don't u think if it really worked they'd have a bunch of asian guys on there talking about how big it made their tiny penis? No they put porn stars on there to talk about it lol.

[DblBarrelJ]

Eh, what I've heard is that it may add 1/4" to 1/2" when you're fully erect.

I'm in it for the cash.

[Tartufo]

Any side effects?

Also, we need before and after pics.

Also, while we're at it, someone should also try out implants, preferably the ones you can inflate by squeezing your nuts.

[ZOMG_RIGGED!]

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250 in Stars bucks, plus the cost of the pills, and I'm in.

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Wait! Someone buys the pills, AND is willing to pay $250 to ease the suffering of having to tote around a larger penis?

Unless these pins make your dick swell up like a circus balloon this sounds like the definition of win-win. Definatly more +EV than me playing poker

[THEOSU]

my favorite is the one that says "male enhancement" "what?" "you know, ENHANCEMENT" "oooooh"

also, bob and enzyte. having a big wang makes you hit golf balls further.