The Worst Hand I Ever Played

[Rican 904]

Where do i get the racoon tail in morari!

[nath]

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Where do i get the racoon tail in morari!

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Are you some kind of weird spam bot? All of your posts are one line and none of them make sense in their context.

[Shizzle12345]

I was so tired, i thought i had T7s, while i had T8s. I thought, yeah baby, you think you sucked out on me with your A of diamonds? muahahha, then money was shipped to him and i was like wtf???:
http://pokerhand.org/index.php?page=submit

[SkeetyMcdoogle]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP ($48.40)
The greatest player ($68.40)
Button ($13.95)
SB ($29.70)
BB ($49.95)
UTG ($92.50)

Preflop: The greatest player is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $2</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">The greatest player raises to $6.5</font>, Button calls $6.50, SB calls $6.25, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG folds.

Flop: ($22) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, The greatest player checks, Button checks.

Turn: ($22) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, The greatest player checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets $3</font>, SB calls $3, The greatest player calls $3.

River: ($31) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, The greatest player checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets $3</font>, SB calls $3, <font color="#CC3333">The greatest player raises to $58.9</font>, Button calls $1.45 (All-In), SB calls $17.20 (All-In).

Final Pot: $75.85

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has Qh Qc (three of a kind, queens).
The greatest player has Ah Kc (two pair, aces and kings).
Button has 7h 7d (one pair, sevens).
Outcome: SB wins $75.85. The greatest player wins $38.70. </font>

THANK YOU
THANK YOU

[nath]

Thank you, I was wondering when someone would post an actually badly played hand, and not just one where they misread their cards.

I guess none of you play badly unless you misread your cards amirite?

[shipitkthx]

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

<u>Hero (SB): $1,451.90</u>
BB: $148.00
<u>UTG: $1,538.70</u>
CO: $508.80
BTN: $54.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $14.00</font>, 2 folds, Hero calls $12.00, BB folds

Flop: ($32) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">UTG bets $22.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $98.00</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises to $300.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $1,437.90</font>, UTG calls $1,137.90

Turn: ($2907.80) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($2907.80) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $2,907.80 ($3 Rake)

UTG had 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Eights) and WON (+$1,452.90)
Hero had 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Fives and Threes) and LOST (-$1,451.90)

There ya go Nath, I think I win.

[Arito]

So you're the one that recently joined my 1/2 tables. Why would you pick a very obvious 2+2 phrase as a SN?

[Jay Riall]

Rofl at that video. Highlight was Gavin whatshisname winning a 3bb pot (open-limped button, sb calls, bb checks, flop checked around, Gavin takes it down vs some dudes 3rd pair with a turn bet) ZOMG BEST HAND EVAR!!!!

[futuredoc85]

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

Hero (SB): $198.00
BB: $182.75
UTG: $200.00
CO: $174.35
BTN: $447.90

Preflop: Hero is dealt 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $8.00</font>, CO folds, BTN calls $8.00, <font color="red">Hero raises to $34.00</font>, BB folds, UTG calls $26.00, BTN folds

Flop: ($78) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $44.00</font>, UTG calls $44.00

Turn: ($166) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $120.00</font>, UTG calls $120.00

River: ($406) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $406.00 ($2 Rake)

UTG had 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Eights) and WON (+$206.00)
Hero had 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$198.00)

[Ascaroth]

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200nl cash game live. Raise to 9 w/1010 in mp and button calls.
Flop 1092
i check he checks (he can't even smell the tarp)..
turn 2..
i check he bets 2$ i hollywood call (damn he has nothing i hope he bluffs at me on the river)..
river 2
I check he bets 5$ (lol he has nothing i tarp so good, i could raise but he's obv bluffing and can't call a raise so i'll just smooth call, rake control ftw) i call 5 and he shows 99 for the second nut full house. I turn over my nut full and quietly leave.

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lol. Just muck and keep your dignity.

By the way, what kind of a casino rakes an uncalled bet anyway?