Woken up last night by neighbor's loud sex. What's my play?

[maxtower]

I live in an apartment in a college town. Last night I was woken up by my neighbor's extremely loud sex. I really thought that her bed was going to burst through the wall. Seriously, I wonder if that poor girl can walk today.

I haven't heard this before, so its pretty obvious that a one night stand took place. The guy must have been drunk because he lasted for what seemed like an eternity.

My neighbor is the girl. What should I do? When I woke up and thought the building was collapsing, I thought about calling the cops to let them know of the incredible abuse this girl was taking, but decided against it. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

How about leaving a note on the door to really embarrass her? What should the note say?

[Perplexity]

"HAI U SEEM 2 LUV SECKS. WANNA [censored]?"

[Alobar]

don't leave a note, leave the dirty sock you used to clean up with

[AceLuby]

[ QUOTE ]
"HAI U SEEM 2 LUV SECKS. WANNA [censored]?"

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Winnar

[kidcolin]

slow clap next time you see her.

[BuckyK]

Obviously you record it, then post it so we can listen.

[Mike Gallo]

[ QUOTE ]
don't leave a note, leave the dirty sock you used to clean up with

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I found that quite comical, good response.

[maxtower]

[ QUOTE ]
don't leave a note, leave the dirty sock you used to clean up with

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Now I wish I had used a sock. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[4_2_it]

Need picture of neighbor before I can give the correct answer.

[maxtower]

She's an Asian college girl, looks pretty decent. I'll work on getting a picture.