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Old 02-23-2007, 03:32 AM
Howard Beale Howard Beale is offline
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Completely NSFW

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.gambl...8d04adfc5bf362a

Here you go

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Ok, you did it not me.
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Old 02-23-2007, 03:35 AM
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Yep I'll take the heat for it if there is any. I doubt there will be since people post links to nude pictures all the time and I feel this is much less distasteful than that.
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Old 02-23-2007, 03:45 AM
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ever seen/experienced anything sad/disturbing? abused girls, girl asking for help, etc.?

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Never. I've seen some pretty obnoxious customers but the girls didn't seem disturbed at all. A couple seemed shy (which may have been an act) but that's about it.
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Old 02-23-2007, 03:49 AM
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That's like a bedtime story compared to some of Dom's. I think you guys'll be fine.
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Old 02-23-2007, 03:50 AM
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Default Re: Ask Howard about Oriental Massage Parlors

If you had to guess, how many times would say you have been to asian massage parlors
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Old 02-23-2007, 03:51 AM
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how do you make the transition into an HJ (if not sex)?

can you touch their boobs while they're whackin?

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If you are in an 'honest' place (and almost all of the ones I've been in have been) both you and the girl will be naked when the massage starts. Sometimes the girl will massage you with her clothes on and take them off half-way thru your time for the sex part. I've asked girls like that to just get undressed right away and they usually do.

There is no transition. They will go straight from the massage to the sex. If you think they're taking too long w/ the massage just roll over and they'll get the message. You can do more than just touch their boobs. Much more.
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Old 02-23-2007, 03:58 AM
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ever got great sex from a = or <4
best service and rating (1-10 on looks)
the most you paid
least you paid

Bi service? been tempted?

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Back in NYC (I hope it's still the same) there will be a lobby with 5-10 girls to pick from. Some of them are real beauties, some average. I remember one that was so good looking I couldn't believe it. Sex was good/bad depending on the girl and whether or not you were a regular of hers.

I always paid $200/hr.

In a non-Asian place (one of the best in NYC at the time) I paid $800 for 2 hours with 2 girls that I'd been seeing seperately because one of them told me that she and the other one were 'together'. They did each other while I watched and it was no act. What a sight. Then I got to join in. What a time. I'd like to that one again.
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Old 02-23-2007, 04:01 AM
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Yep I'll take the heat for it if there is any. I doubt there will be since people post links to nude pictures all the time and I feel this is much less distasteful than that.

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I really wasn't all that worried about it but wanted to avoid getting banned for a week again. I have a 2p2 addiction.
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Old 02-23-2007, 04:04 AM
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Did anyone ever suspect you of being a cop, or did you ever suspect you were being set up? Do these places get busted with any regularity? Are all Asian Massage Parlors the same way? Eg, if you walked into an "Asian Massage Parlor" in a random city cold with no read or information, would you expect to get laid?

BTW the linked article is absolutely hysterical.

Edit: if the girl is seriously busted, can you just say "no thanks" pay her and leave? lol
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Old 02-23-2007, 04:05 AM
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That's like a bedtime story compared to some of Dom's. I think you guys'll be fine.

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Ok, good, but being compared to Dom isn't fair. He's in the biz. I'd out-do him if I was in the biz. Hey, Dom, I'd like to be in the biz!
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