OT - For your amusement! Ultimate slowplay!!!

Jay Riall · #1 08-02-2006, 09:40 PM

PartyPoker $22 Regular Tournament, Big Blind is t40 (10 handed) Converter on pregopoker.com

UTG (t2245)
UTG+1 (t1960)
MP1 (t1875)
MP2 (t1940)
MP3 (t1920)
CO+1 (t1800)
CO (t1660)
Button (t1940)
SB (t1840)
Hero (t2820)

Preflop: Hero is in BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG calls t40, UTG+1 folds, MP1 folds, MP2 calls t40, MP3 folds, CO+1 folds, CO calls t40, Button folds, SB calls t20, Hero checks

Flop: (t200) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG checks, MP2 checks, CO checks

Turn: (t200) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG checks, MP2 checks, CO checks

River: (t200) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG checks, MP2 checks, CO checks

Results in gray below:
SB has 2d, 3d (high card queen)
Hero has Th, Jc (high card queen)
UTG has Ah, As (a pair of aces)
MP2 has Ts, Jh (high card queen)
CO has Jd, Ks (high card king)

I obviously berated the Aces guy to hell after this hand, he said - 'I thought you'd all do the betting for me.'

ALReturnsLOL · #2 08-02-2006, 09:45 PM

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I obviously berated the Aces guy to hell after this hand

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why?

AnthonyV · #3 08-02-2006, 09:51 PM

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I obviously berated the Aces guy to hell after this hand

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don't tap the glass.

Snarf · #4 08-02-2006, 09:52 PM

at least he was consistent

Jay Riall · #5 08-02-2006, 10:16 PM

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I obviously berated the Aces guy to hell after this hand

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why?

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I just can't help myself. I love berating fish. Passes the time.

TruFloridaGator · #6 08-02-2006, 10:28 PM

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I obviously berated the Aces guy to hell after this hand

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why?

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I just can't help myself. I love berating fish. Passes the time.

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Please don't teach them. One player I used to love to berate is now quite a bit better & I feel sick about it.

AnthonyV · #7 08-02-2006, 10:31 PM

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I just can't help myself. I love berating fish. Passes the time.

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Please don't teach them. One player I used to love to berate is now quite a bit better & I feel sick about it.

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Can't you just be happy about my success?!?!

Jay Riall · #8 08-02-2006, 10:34 PM

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I obviously berated the Aces guy to hell after this hand

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why?

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I just can't help myself. I love berating fish. Passes the time.

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Please don't teach them. One player I used to love to berate is now quite a bit better & I feel sick about it.

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Ok fair enough. I'll just talk about their mamas and ask how many men they've blown tonight etc etc.

TruFloridaGator · #9 08-02-2006, 10:35 PM

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I obviously berated the Aces guy to hell after this hand

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why?

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I just can't help myself. I love berating fish. Passes the time.

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Please don't teach them. One player I used to love to berate is now quite a bit better & I feel sick about it.

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Ok fair enough. I'll just talk about their mamas and ask how many men they've blown tonight etc etc.

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Fair enough.

Snarf · #10 08-02-2006, 10:36 PM

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I obviously berated the Aces guy to hell after this hand

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why?

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I just can't help myself. I love berating fish. Passes the time.

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Please don't teach them. One player I used to love to berate is now quite a bit better & I feel sick about it.

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Ok fair enough. I'll just talk about their mamas and ask how many men they've blown tonight etc etc.

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yeah, give them tips on how to give good head and shtuff