Want a good LOL? - First Hand

[PantsOnFire]

Believe it or not this is a $7K guarantedd $35+$3 MTT.

Hand #46643975-1 at Thu3pmBounty-007 (No Limit tournament Hold'em) Started at 27/Sep/07 15:01:51

Button is button with 1500.
Hero is SB with 1500.
Moron is BB with 1500.
Blinds 5/10

Hero: Ts Ks

Pre-flop:

7 Folds, Button calls. Hero calls. Moron checks.

Flop (board: Jh Qc 4d) (pot is 30):

Hero bets 25. Moron calls. Button folds.

Turn (board: Jh Qc 4d Kc)(pot is 80):

Hero bets 70. Moron calls.

River (board: Jh Qc 4d Kc Qh) (pot is 220):

Hero checks. Moron checks.

Showdown:

Hero shows Ts Ks. Hero has Ks Jh Qc Kc Qh: two pair, kings and queens.
Moron shows Ad Ac. Moron has Ad Ac Qc Kc Qh: two pair, aces and queens.

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[BarryLyndon]

Pants,

Surely you can do better than this in an MTT. Here's my favorite from the week:

Blinds 60/120 (24K guarantee)

UTG +1 (3,200)
Hero, Button (1,900)
SB (2,400)

UTG +1 limps, Hero with AK pushes, SB SNAP INSTA ISORAISES WITH THE HEART AND CONVICTION OF QQ+ and shows...KQo

I don't need to tell you what the turn brought out.

Barry

[bluesbassman]

I'll probably get slammed for saying this, but I don't think moron's play postflop is so bad considering he checked AA from the BB (which is pretty bad). Once he checked preflop, keeping the pot small postflop by check/calling on that board isn't terrible.

[hamnegger]

i agree w blues he was terrible preflop a little weak post but not terrible even though we know he was "sloplaying" not pot controlling.