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Old 12-09-2006, 08:33 PM
gumpzilla gumpzilla is offline
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So I was flipping channels last night, and 20/20 was doing a segment on Nigerian scams. Among other things, they showed a heart surgeon who spent several hundred thousand dollars for cleaning "black money" - that is, money that had supposedly been dyed black for smuggling purposes, but in fact was a briefcase of construction paper. Wow.

At one point, though, the host mentioned that these kind of scams have become well commented on in Nigerian pop culture, and then showed a snippet of a Nigerian musical video entitled "I Go Chop Your Dollar," featuring dramatizations of dudes getting scammed.

Here is a link to a Youtube video of the song. Not too many great screen caps, here's one:



About a minute and a half into the video is pretty representative:

"I go chop your dollar
I go take your money ???
419 is ????
You are the loser, I am the winner."

The song is pretty catchy. I've been burning with an urge to start saying this to people at the poker tables.
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Old 12-09-2006, 08:41 PM
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Lol I saw this on 20/20 too, I'll go have a look at the full song.
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Old 12-09-2006, 08:44 PM
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damn, that new kanye joint is HOT
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Old 12-09-2006, 08:46 PM
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So I was flipping channels last night, and 20/20 was doing a segment on Nigerian scams. Among other things, they showed a heart surgeon who spent several hundred thousand dollars for cleaning "black money" - that is, money that had supposedly been dyed black for smuggling purposes, but in fact was a briefcase of construction paper. Wow.

At one point, though, the host mentioned that these kind of scams have become well commented on in Nigerian pop culture, and then showed a snippet of a Nigerian musical video entitled "I Go Chop Your Dollar," featuring dramatizations of dudes getting scammed.

Here is a link to a Youtube video of the song. Not too many great screen caps, here's one:



About a minute and a half into the video is pretty representative:

"I go chop your dollar
I go take your money ???
419 is ????
You are the loser, I am the winner."

The song is pretty catchy. I've been burning with an urge to start saying this to people at the poker tables.

[/ QUOTE ]

pretty sure its

"I go chop your dollar
I go make (could be take) your money dissapear
419 is just a game
You are the loser, I am the winner."

I guess 419 is the number of the statute prohibiting financial fraud by misrepresentation in Nigeria
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Old 12-09-2006, 08:56 PM
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I managed to find a 2p2er in the video!





Hope Sklansky doesn't mine Idi up on his girls
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Old 12-09-2006, 08:59 PM
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wow people are dumb
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Old 12-09-2006, 08:59 PM
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Old 12-09-2006, 09:16 PM
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I saw this last night too. My favorite part was the guy in the black construction paper scam who started crying...

My new life goal is to scam a Nigerian scammer.
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Old 12-09-2006, 09:18 PM
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Not funny. Goodbye douchebag.
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Old 12-09-2006, 09:18 PM
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So I was flipping channels last night, and 20/20 was doing a segment on Nigerian scams. Among other things, they showed a heart surgeon who spent several hundred thousand dollars for cleaning "black money" - that is, money that had supposedly been dyed black for smuggling purposes, but in fact was a briefcase of construction paper. Wow.

At one point, though, the host mentioned that these kind of scams have become well commented on in Nigerian pop culture, and then showed a snippet of a Nigerian musical video entitled "I Go Chop Your Dollar," featuring dramatizations of dudes getting scammed.

Here is a link to a Youtube video of the song. Not too many great screen caps, here's one:



About a minute and a half into the video is pretty representative:

"I go chop your dollar
I go take your money ???
419 is ????
You are the loser, I am the winner."

The song is pretty catchy. I've been burning with an urge to start saying this to people at the poker tables.

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Money in da bank!
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