SSNL [cheese] thread: MARCH 2007 Pt. 2 (nc)

[PaniX]

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wow. did you deliberately underbet to get him to shove there?

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U WIN TEH PRIZE!!!

also he limp called $42 so maybe hed value stack with 88

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We must have played the same fish...

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (5 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter

SB ($169.85)
Hero ($111.30)
UTG ($100)
MP ($45)
Button ($95.85)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $2</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $8</font>, Button calls $6.

Flop: ($16.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $8</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $87.85</font>, Hero calls $79.85.

Turn: ($192.20) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: ($192.20) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $192.20

Hero has Ac Kc (full house, aces full of kings).
Button has Th 9d (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins $192.20.

[ImsaKidd]

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All,

I am considering adding a fishtank to further awesome-ize my arsenal of apartment accesories.

=)

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Fishtank w/ pirrhanas. WTF i dont know how to spell them exactly, you know the fish that chomp chomp other fish? Yea, those ones.

[Tickner]

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dammit, porn always costs me a buyin or two, why do i open it up while playing?

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Lol do you seriously just watch porn while playing? I've never understood people who just 'watch' porn, if you get my drift.

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no, other things also occur obv, which is why it causes me to lose. LOL.

[ImsaKidd]

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dammit, porn always costs me a buyin or two, why do i open it up while playing?

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Lol do you seriously just watch porn while playing? I've never understood people who just 'watch' porn, if you get my drift.

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no, other things also occur obv, which is why it causes me to lose. LOL.

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bahahahhaa, this is a terrible mental image.

[Jigsaws]

For the few Razz aficionados out here. My biggest pot at 3/6 ever. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] the fish in the middle and also the donkey capping 3rd with 74A. I had good hopes of 4th also getting capped. Now if only I wouldn't run like [censored] at 5/10, I could make Razz into my main game.

Razz ($3/$6), Ante $0.25 (converter)

3rd Street - (0.50 SB)

Hero: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]___raises___raises___calls
Seat 2: xx xx Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]___folds
Seat 3: xx xx 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]___calls___calls___calls
Seat 4: xx xx A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]___raises___raises
Seat 5: xx xx 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]___folds
Seat 7: xx xx K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]___brings in___folds

4th Street - (12.83 SB)

Hero: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]___bets___raises
Seat 3: xx xx 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]___calls___calls
Seat 4: xx xx A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]___raises___calls

5th Street - (10.92 BB)

Hero: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]___bets
Seat 3: xx xx 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]___calls
Seat 4: xx xx A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]___calls

6th Street - (13.92 BB)

Hero: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]___bets
Seat 3: xx xx 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]___calls
Seat 4: xx xx A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]___calls

River - (16.92 BB)

Hero: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]___bets
Seat 3: xx xx 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] xx___calls
Seat 4: xx xx A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] xx___calls

Total pot: (19.92 BB)

Results:

Total pot $119.50 | Rake $3

Hero: [2s Ac 5d 3h 4d 9h 8c] (Lo: 5,4,3,2,A)

Seat 3: [2d Ah 9c 3s Qc 8s Kc]

Seat 4: [4s 7s Ad 6d 9s Tc 2h]

[aislephive]

Decided I don't feel like playing 100nl any longer, so I'm going to start playing 200nl again tomorrow. Did ok at 100nl, made $700 in 6k hands, but kinda boring and 200nl is easy and double the money. I'm also up $600 this month at 200nl from earlier.

And according to Pokergrapher, I've only had 5 losing days since February, pretty solid although I only played maybe 30 days.

[DanJ.]

OH MY GOD WAT THE [censored] !!! I CANT WIN.


$ 200 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, March 23, 01:54:33 ET 2007
Table Table 127079 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 4
Seat 1: Pullvan ( $ 134.87 USD )
Seat 5: xkalux ( $ 264.70 USD )
Seat 6: HERO ( $ 253.45 USD )
Seat 2: yhxking ( $ 257.50 USD )
HERO posts small blind [$ 1 USD].
Pullvan posts big blind [$ 2 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO [ Ks Kc ]
xkalux folds.
yhxking has left the table.
HERO raises [$ 7 USD]
Pullvan raises [$ 18 USD]
HERO calls [$ 12 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3h, 4h, 8s ]
HERO checks.
Pullvan bets [$ 35 USD]
HERO raises [$ 143 USD]
Pullvan is all-In.
** Dealing Turn ** [ Tc ]
** Dealing River ** [ 7c ]
HERO shows [ Ks, Kc ]a pair of Kings.
Pullvan shows [ Ac, As ]a pair of Aces.
HERO wins $ 28.13 USD from side pot #1 with a pair of Kings.
Pullvan wins $ 268.74 USD from the main pot with a pair of Aces.



$ 200 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, March 23, 01:04:46 ET 2007
Table Table 125917 (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: JackDempsey_ ( $ 404.75 USD )
Seat 3: pk100111 ( $ 100.72 USD )
Seat 4: Da_Strike ( $ 255.20 USD )
Seat 6: DILLYDYER ( $ 186.73 USD )
Seat 5: Treeshurt ( $ 195 USD )
Seat 2: HERO ( $ 208 USD )
JackDempsey_ posts small blind [$ 1 USD].
HERO posts big blind [$ 2 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO [ Jc Jd ]
pk100111 calls [$ 2 USD]
Da_Strike folds.
Treeshurt folds.
DILLYDYER calls [$ 2 USD]
JackDempsey_ folds.
HERO raises [$ 10 USD]
pk100111 calls [$ 10 USD]
DILLYDYER folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 7h, 6s, Td ]
HERO bets [$ 19 USD]
pk100111 calls [$ 19 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4d ]
HERO bets [$ 70 USD]
pk100111 is all-In.
** Dealing River ** [ 8c ]
HERO shows [ Jc, Jd ]a pair of Jacks.
pk100111 shows [ 9h, 8h ]a straight Six to Ten.
HERO wins $ 0.28 USD from side pot #1 with a pair of Jacks.
pk100111 wins $ 201.44 USD from the main pot with a straight, Six to Ten.

<font color="black"> THIS NEXT GUY HITS EVERY HAND, 50/10/0 OMG!
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$ 200 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, March 23, 01:20:25 ET 2007
Table Table 127075 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 3: larry2burke ( $ 292.17 USD )
Seat 4: BrasiV6 ( $ 577.18 USD )
Seat 6: pulverkaffe ( $ 198.15 USD )
Seat 2: HERO ( $ 215.58 USD )
Seat 1: JackDempsey_ ( $ 275.65 USD )
Seat 5: Da_Strike ( $ 194 USD )
HERO posts small blind [$ 1 USD].
larry2burke posts big blind [$ 2 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO [ Qh Qc ]
BrasiV6 raises [$ 4 USD]
Da_Strike folds.
pulverkaffe folds.
JackDempsey_ folds.
HERO raises [$ 17 USD]
larry2burke folds.
BrasiV6 calls [$ 14 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Js, 9h, 6d ]
HERO bets [$ 27 USD]
BrasiV6 is all-In.
HERO is all-In.
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7s ]
** Dealing River ** [ 9s ]
HERO shows [ Qh, Qc ]two pairs, Queens and Nines.
BrasiV6 shows [ Jc, Jd ]a full house, Jacks full of Nines.
BrasiV6 wins $ 361.60 USD from side pot #1 with a full house, Jacks full of Nines.
BrasiV6 wins $ 430.16 USD from the main pot with a full house, Jacks full of Nines.


$ 200 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, March 23, 01:45:11 ET 2007
Table Table 127075 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 4: BrasiV6 ( $ 833.96 USD )
Seat 6: pulverkaffe ( $ 181 USD )
Seat 2: HERO ( $ 254.95 USD )
Seat 1: JackDempsey_ ( $ 284.40 USD )
Seat 5: Da_Strike ( $ 191 USD )
Seat 3: Pokerbus21 ( $ 144 USD )
Da_Strike posts small blind [$ 1 USD].
pulverkaffe posts big blind [$ 2 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO [ Kh Js ]
JackDempsey_ folds.
HERO raises [$ 8 USD]
Pokerbus21 folds.
BrasiV6 calls [$ 8 USD]
Da_Strike folds.
pulverkaffe folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qh, 4d, Kd ]
HERO bets [$ 13 USD]
BrasiV6 calls [$ 13 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Jd ]
HERO bets [$ 28 USD]
BrasiV6 calls [$ 28 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ 5d ]
HERO bets [$ 44 USD]
BrasiV6 calls [$ 44 USD]
HERO shows [ Kh, Js ]two pairs, Kings and Jacks.
BrasiV6 shows [ Tc, As ]a straight Ten to Ace.
BrasiV6 wins $ 186 USD from the main pot with a straight, Ten to Ace.



$ 200 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, March 23, 01:47:40 ET 2007
Table Table 127075 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 4: BrasiV6 ( $ 935.96 USD )
Seat 6: pulverkaffe ( $ 178 USD )
Seat 2: HERO ( $ 202 USD )
Seat 5: Da_Strike ( $ 190 USD )
Seat 3: Pokerbus21 ( $ 135 USD )
BrasiV6 posts small blind [$ 1 USD].
Da_Strike posts big blind [$ 2 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO [ 6d 7d ]
pulverkaffe folds.
HERO raises [$ 8 USD]
Pokerbus21 folds.
BrasiV6 calls [$ 7 USD]
Da_Strike folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ac, Qd, Ad ]
BrasiV6 checks.
HERO bets [$ 12 USD]
BrasiV6 calls [$ 12 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Jd ]
BrasiV6 checks.
HERO bets [$ 30 USD]
BrasiV6 calls [$ 30 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ Qc ]
BrasiV6 bets [$ 20 USD]
HERO calls [$ 20 USD]
BrasiV6 shows [ 9c, Ah ]a full house, Aces full of Queens.
HERO doesn't show [ 6d, 7d ]a flush, Ace high.
BrasiV6 wins $ 140 USD from the main pot with a full house, Aces full of Queens.


$ 200 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, March 23, 01:14:38 ET 2007
Table Table 127075 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 3: larry2burke ( $ 294.80 USD )
Seat 4: BrasiV6 ( $ 522.08 USD )
Seat 6: pulverkaffe ( $ 197 USD )
Seat 2: HERO ( $ 274.20 USD )
Seat 1: JackDempsey_ ( $ 269.45 USD )
Seat 5: Da_Strike ( $ 200 USD )
HERO posts small blind [$ 1 USD].
larry2burke posts big blind [$ 2 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO [ Tc Ac ]
BrasiV6 calls [$ 2 USD]
pulverkaffe folds.
JackDempsey_ folds.
HERO raises [$ 9 USD]
larry2burke folds.
BrasiV6 calls [$ 8 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 4d, 8d, Th ]
HERO bets [$ 15 USD]
BrasiV6 calls [$ 15 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 6d ]
HERO bets [$ 32 USD]
BrasiV6 calls [$ 32 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ 4s ]
HERO checks.
BrasiV6 checks.
HERO shows [ Tc, Ac ]two pairs, Tens and Fours.
BrasiV6 shows [ 7h, 9h ]a straight Six to Ten.
BrasiV6 wins $ 114 USD from the main pot with a straight, Six to Ten.

[Perk76]

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fwiw, myself and a close friend (myself 21 and him slightly older)

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i had been seeing the girl since she was 15

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Its early Carnival, but whats going on with these statements? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[ama0330]

Id just like to say that morning sex on workdays is awesome

[kolotoure]

I hate you. That is all