SSNL [cheese] thread: NOV 2007 (nc)

[ofishstix]

48 posts till im a pooh-bah. im gonna be home and bored for two weeks. what should i write about? poker or non poker or anything.

[Xanta]

I tried to think of some PB topics and the only thing I could come up with is that I don't know a damn thing about poker.

[Clever Nickname]

[censored] poker

[orange]

some sick [censored] graphs here.

[Casper05]

need somebody to take a piece of me...trying to get 4 HU 1K tables vs a donk that has been talking [censored]...PM me or hit me up on AIM

[Clever Nickname]

So I have the Jesus seat on an absolute total spewy maniac, who likes to do stuff like this:

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HAND #1
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Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter

Hero (MP): $233.10
CO: $288
BTN: $199
SB: $81.80
BB: $175.95
UTG: $548.35

Pre-Flop: 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (MP)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $7</font>, Hero folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $24</font>, 3 folds, UTG calls $17

Flop: ($51) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">CO bets $18</font>, UTG calls $18

Turn: ($87) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">CO bets $68</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises to $506.35 and is All-In</font>, CO calls $178 and is All-In

River: ($579) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $579 Pot ($3 Rake)
CO showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Queens full of Fours) and WON $576 (+$288 NET)
UTG showed 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Fours and Threes) and LOST (-$288 NET)


And then this happens:

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HAND #2
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Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN): $207.95
SB: $236.20
BB: $200
UTG: $196.45
MP: $197
CO: $196.10

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
2 folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $7</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $24</font>, 2 folds, CO calls $17

Flop: ($51) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
CO checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $32</font>, <font color="red">CO raises to $64</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $183.95 and is All-In</font>, CO calls $108.10 and is All-In

Turn: ($395.20) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($395.20) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $395.20 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$196.10 NET)
CO showed 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a straight, Nine high) and WON $392.20 (+$196.10 NET)

Followed shortly by villain busting out and leaving the table.

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HAND #3
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Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $200
UTG: $243.05
MP: $200
CO: $353.45
BTN: $301.80
SB: $263.95

Pre-Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
3 folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $7</font>, SB calls $6, Hero folds

Flop: ($16) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $13</font>, SB calls $13

Turn: ($42) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $38</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $243.95 and is All-In</font>, BTN calls $205.95

River: ($529.90) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $529.90 Pot ($3 Rake)
BTN showed K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Jacks) and WON $526.90 (+$262.95 NET)
SB showed 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Jacks and Eights) and LOST (-$263.95 NET)

Fun night.

[carrotsnake]

casper, whose the donk ?

[carrotsnake]

ie - I'd stake you if I had a clue he wasn't a high stakes player already [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[pdoran10]

[x] Table Selection imo

Beat: graph of last 900 hands is most of my profits this month.

[Casper05]

[ QUOTE ]
ie - I'd stake you if I had a clue he wasn't a high stakes player already [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]trust me, not a high stakes player...he talked [censored] that he would play and then he instaquit when he got stacked at a low level table. thanks though....lol I was 2/17 won at showdown so he was talking a bunch of [censored] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]