Convince me to stake you (#2)

[MYNAMEIZGREG]

I cannot take credit for the originality of this thread, as Bakes was the first person to come up with this idea. However, I am now allowing people to contact me if they are interested in being staked. Some things need to be said:

1) Yes, you can post your graphs/busto stories here. Tell me why you want to be staked. Why I should stake you, etc. In the words of Bakes, "in a way you['re] writing a poker resume."
2) PM me your e-mail address. This way I can privately contact you and we don't have to discuss details in an open manner.
3) I will help you win. You should be able to win on your own, but basically I will want to sweat/coach you for an hour or so a week. I currently play and beat 10/20 NL and 25/50 NL.
4) I could potentially stake someone at MSNL or HSNL, but there needs to be exceptional reason to.

I think that's it. Enjoy BBV