November Low-Content Thread

[sternroolz]

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If I cash big in FTOPS tomorrow, I'm taking him to the best strip club when I'm in Vegas this weekend and splurging several grand. Suggestions!?

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Spearmint Rhino.

Don't splurge several grand. A grand each is overdoing it and you will be worn out. Seriously. Times when I have dropped $400 there, I am spent at the end of the night. I can only handle so many strippers climbing on top of me all night. LOL.

With the money you save, invite me!

If you wanna be pimp, get a VIP booth, bottle service, and laps. I don't know exactly what that costs, but it can't be more than a few hundred. Laps are $20 on the floor, VIP is like 3 for $100, $200 for a half hour. I don't remember what an hour is in VIP, but 1/2 hour has always been enough for me.

I really don't see anyway you will spend more than $2k-2.5K unless you just open your wallet and let the strippers have at it in a naked feeding frenzy.

[that_pope]

Strippers aren't people.

[danzasmack]

"VIP booth, bottle service, and laps"

"can't be more than a few hundred"

wrong imo

[sternroolz]

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"VIP booth, bottle service, and laps"

"can't be more than a few hundred"

wrong imo

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I post bad.

That few hundred should have been for VIP and a bottle. Of course more alcohol and laps will cost more which is how I arrived at the $2k-2.5K figure.

[Justin A]

stern,

who are you? apparently you're a bellagio regular and even though we usually play different games I have probably seen you.

[Timogen]

Playing is so much more fun than working. Even if I did end up down 30BBs and Villain up 45. Villain was playing a scorching 90/32 over 340 hands.

PokerStars $10/$20 Limit Hold'em - 5 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, CO folds, Button folds, SB calls, Hero checks.

Flop: (2.00 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls.

Turn: (2.00 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB calls.

River: (8.00 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: 8.00 BB

Results:
SB shows 7d, Ah (a flush, Ace high).
Hero mucks Ts, 7h.
Outcome: SB wins 7.90 BB.
($2.00 Rake)

[sternroolz]

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stern,

who are you? apparently you're a bellagio regular and even though we usually play different games I have probably seen you.

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I live in Los Angeles. I visit Vegas once a month for four days at a time and almost always put in 3 eight hour sessions each trip at Bellagio. I try to play Mirage $20-40 or Wynn $15-30, but usually the games break after a few hours. I've been doing this since last August of last year. I have a good memory and I find it funny when I recognize the same players over and over again and very few of them recognize me.

[private joker]

You're a ninja, Stern. I've even forgotten what you look like (so please say hi again next time you see me at Commerce).

[SNOWBALL]

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You're a ninja, Stern. I've even forgotten what you look like (so please say hi again next time you see me at Commerce).

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Lol but you are never at commerce.

[Sailboats]

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Playing is so much more fun than working. Even if I did end up down 30BBs and Villain up 45. Villain was playing a scorching 90/32 over 340 hands.

PokerStars $10/$20 Limit Hold'em - 5 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, CO folds, Button folds, SB calls, Hero checks.

Flop: (2.00 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls.

Turn: (2.00 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB calls.

River: (8.00 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: 8.00 BB

Results:
SB shows 7d, Ah (a flush, Ace high).
Hero mucks Ts, 7h.
Outcome: SB wins 7.90 BB.
($2.00 Rake)

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Timogen you is alive? Can you teach me how to play online?