maybe the worst angleshoot attempt ever

[BowToYourSensei]

time for the latest installment of "[x] BTYS probably made this [censored] up"

anyway, i go to help out my parents at the store today, quiet at the time when a car pulls up to the front and out come 2 fat 14-15 year old girls (worthless w/o pics i s'pose), dressed in their sunday finest. they both are carrying manilla envelopes with the same picture of a guy on it. i can already tell this is gonna be people asking for money.

they come to the front

"hi, our uncle just died last week and we were trying to get $100 donations to help for his funeral"

as i'm about to refuse them i look at the picture of an old man in a cowboy hat...i stare at it for a lil bit...then i look back up at the driver seat of the car they just pulled to the DIRECT FRONT OF THE STORE IN FRONT OF A GLASS WALL.

and sure enough, there's the dead uncle, driving the car.

"oh, you mean the dead uncle that's driving?"

they look at each other, kinda scared, then they look back at the uncle. he knows he's busted so he sulks underneath the steering wheel and drives away.

the girls run after him

good times