September Goals Thread!

[TheHip41]

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1. Play 15K hands at 5-10 10-20
2. Not get fired from real job.
3. Inspire retarded freshman
4. Insult at least 10 people
5. Hit BBJ this time around

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I took 2 weeks off, so played 10K hands.
I insulted at least 20 people.
I have a harem of freshman girls that love me.
Did not hit the BBJ.

Good month though, played a lot of xbox.

[Heisenb3rg]

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1) Get money
2) 50k hands
3) Be cheap again outside of poker
4) Stipper bill under 800$ (unrealisitc?)
5) Learn to fold in NL
6) stop trying to win every pot in NL
7) Daily Yoga
8) >10k hands of NL

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[censored] september..

1) Not nearly enough.. precious winrate was savagly raped
2) 34k FAIL.. Hard to play when im on tilt every day.
3) Check
4) Check (I settled for just normal girls.. spent only 500 ish)
5) CHECK!! Mostly cause ive been pot controlling WAY better.. Aoviding tough decisions. Proud of this one..
6) check (except when I 4bet 33 against a LAGTAG... who 5-bet shoved 99 on me)
7) Fail
8) 3k FAIL

[Burnsabre]

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1) Find new apartment
2) Get back my locked euro monies
3) Play 20k hands online and 50 hours live
4) Run better than .02 BB / 100 (last month)
5) Sign up for Czech lessons

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1) success, moving into the sweetness tomorrow
2) success, and proceeded to lose em (live poker is rigged)
3) 14k online and 21 hours live, meh.
4) 1.4 BB/100 WOOT, -$60/hour live (d'oh!)
5) Muvishe ceske

[jr4284]

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I've never logged 15k hands in a month, but this time it may happen, so let's set that goal.

Teh Pokerz:

-15k hands: 10k 3/6, 5k 2/4
-Play some 5/10 if the games look good
-Log longer sessions
-Utilize PAHud a lot better
-28/20 up from 25/17

Teh life:
-Start new job! 9/17, I'm a Dept of Defense researcher (read: gg browsing 2p2 at work. f websense)
-Work 40 hour weeks instead of 55
-More relax time

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10k hands, but played/ran good
Played a few 5/10 sessions, but only a few hundo hands
Longer Sessions - failed
PAHUD - failed
Looser - FAILED - I actually ran 22/17... I'm a damn nit.

Life was sweet tho.
Started the new job (less hours, more money, less stress)
Installed new audio system in the STi (Kicker amp/Fosgate components)
Installed 7" touch screen and 80gb mac mini in STi (and yes I have wireless so I can play on Full Tilt while I drive to pick up dinner... it's a bad idea though).

[TheDudeChad]

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15k hands

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Check. Played 22k hands.

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At least 2-3k at 2-4 when the tables are good.

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Check. Played 12k at 2/4 and 4k at 3/6 thanks to a sick run.

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Positive BB/100 for first time in LHE 6max career.

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Check. Ran white hot. Just over 3BB/100 for the month.

Excellent month, hopefully October is similar.

[sethypooh21]

- 75k hands, at least 1k at each of 15/30 and NL400

Fail ~ 50k

- Work on calling down slightly less (isn't this my goal every month?)

Well went to SD less often, but more because I never ever made hand. Qualified success.

- learn some PLO

fail

- qualify for LHE event in WCOOP, dominate said event

didn't even play a satellite

- PWN fools in HUHU for avatars challenges. Once my week in Lolaska ends, open challenge to any of you fools - looking at you, Brass...

fail

- 3rd straight month of 5 figga n**** by the name of, er, Pooh

Major failure, though if I win about 500 today, will be back to breaking even...

Life

- Get all the way unpacked and moved in, set up entertainment center

semi-check

- start looking into Bose or equivalent home sound system

fail

- start saving up a roll so that I have the option of pro status next year

major fail

- have a stripper bill

major fail

- Red Sox put the Yankees away


WOOOOOOOOT

- [censored] work.

[censored] you boss [censored] you boss [censored] you boss [censored] you boss [censored] you boss [censored] you bald ass boss.

[zinna]

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1. Enjoy limit again


Kind of


2. Win monies on limit


Not sure, I think I lost some but not much at least


3. Dont play to much limit


Success, played a bunch of donkaments instead, pretty fun actually


4. Start looking for a job


Not even close


5. Stop stealing retarded stuff will drunk


Not even close

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[Guy McSucker]

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Since I usually fail to meet my goals, how about something achievable?

1) Run really bad
2) Contemplate suicide daily
3) Attempt suicide three times
4) Third time lucky

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1) No.
2) No.
3) Nope.
4) See (3).

Total miserable failure again. It worked!

[timoK]

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1) make as much money as august
2) play the same number of hands as august (35k)
3) win at the same BB/100 as august
4) read stox, starting read mathematics
5) reach first pokerstars milestone

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1) check, however I lost 500 BB since mid of september
2) played about 45k hands
3) failed, as I had a huge downswing in the second half of the month
4) failed
5) yeah, reached and cleared 200k milestone

[Wolfram]

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-Stop being a losing player at LHE 6max

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Failed. Played 20k hands of lhe, lost $641 at -0.43BB. For the 10k hands at 2/4 I was +0.02BB though [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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-Continue winning money at NL 6max

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Success. 13k hands, +7 ptbb, +$1685

I really don't know why I do this to myself. All I can hope for is that I'm actually getting better (my lifetime win-rate at limit is -1BB/100)