OK wtf girls dont poop

[PJo336]

The following is a beat, and a very true story

My roommate and I live in a 2 bedroom 2 bathroom apt. A few weekends ago we had a few people over to drink including one fairly cute girl who my roommate wants to hook up with. Long story short, we got plastered. My roommate has a vivid memory of the girl coming up to him during the night and asking him if he had a plunger. WTF? He thought nothing of it at the time, until the next day. In his bathroom he found a pile of toilet paper bunched up, underneath which was an easyily recognizeable log of [censored]. No one else had used his bathroom and she asked for a plunger.

SO WTF BBV4L, GIRLS DO NOT [censored], DETECTIVES GET TO WORK

[NewTeaBag]

C-

X eyes turn into[*] eyes

[4_2_it]

Your roommate is a sleepwalker and the girl was just trying to be nice and not embarrass him.

[filsteal]

My ex-roommate's GF used to stop up our toilet all the time in the middle of the night.

Variance: She was pretty hot if one could forget about this fact.

[Conspire]

I like girls, they can poop in my toilet if they want to.



No fat chicks plz.

[ianisakson]

don't feed the fatty so much.

less food = less poop = will not clog your toilet

get a clue

[PJo336]

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I like girls, they can poop in my toilet if they want to.



No fat chicks plz.

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thats disgusting

[PJo336]

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My ex-roommate's GF used to stop up our toilet all the time in the middle of the night.

Variance: She was pretty hot if one could forget about this fact.

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i cant forget that fact

[divides_by_zero]

I live in a suite in a dorm. Our toilet is clogged. We are 3 girls and a boy and the other two girls are little asian things.

A little tiny asian girl clogged up our industrial strength dorm toilet.

WRAP YOUR HEAD AROUND THAT IMO.

[Dids]

OK guys here's a theory.

chicks use tp to wipe the vag.

It's not the massive grumpies that do it, it's the tons and tons of tp.