Mom said she wants me to join the army so I get blown up by an IED

[mrh86]

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btw, I suggest u don't join the army. Being blown up or shot and the ensuing lifelong deadness definitely sucks.

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This statement is wrong, DUCY?

[mbillie1]

your mom needs to have her brown clown pounded imo

[cwes]

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btw, I suggest u don't join the army. Being blown up or shot and the ensuing lifelong deadness definitely sucks.

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This statement is wrong, DUCY?

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absolutely not, plz asplain.

[epiphanot]

better sleep with one eye open imo

[mrh86]

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btw, I suggest u don't join the army. Being blown up or shot and the ensuing lifelong deadness definitely sucks.

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This statement is wrong, DUCY?

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absolutely not, plz asplain.

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There's no such thing as lifelong deadness. AFAIK you don't have lifelong anything when you're dead. You don't know that being dead sucks either.

[billygrippo]

rape her. thatll show her

[React1oN]

Try hard, get barred
Get back, write braille,
Get Jailed, Jump Bail,
Join the army if you faillllllll

[Kevroc]

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We were eating dinner and she flat out told me that I was a loser and should join the army OAINDKLNAd and I KNOW FOR A FACBT that she does not support the war in Iraq adn the only logical conclusion I could come up with is that she wants me to die.



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That was too much, all I wanted was to send you to the store or something so that we could get it on.

I guess she wanted you dead or something.

[GtrHtr]

I just checked, and we've decided we don't want the OP in our Army. Tell mom thanks tho.

[Quanah Parker]

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I just checked, and we've decided we don't want the OP in our Army. Tell mom thanks tho.

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I agree.
He's more of the Marines type, def.