Mini-Game: Table Tennis

[Peeda]

Alright figured this out sort of... how ball flies seems to depend on where you start your stroke in relation to where you hit it, in absolute terms. If you keep your paddle up near the front of the table you won't be able to get enough lateral motion to move it anywhere, so make sure you backstrokes are as far back as they can be (i.e. out of sight out the bottom of the table).