Most ridiculous 3/6 session ever - Page 4

Triumph36 · #31 11-13-2007, 03:59 PM

pasterbator -

you're in northern NJ, right. i can recommend cliffs and/or bridges to jump off.

that QJ vs A6 hand is unreal.

Mark the muck · #32 11-13-2007, 03:59 PM

so funny how nobody talks to icanseeurcards and his kiddy shouts

GLmaestro · #33 11-13-2007, 03:59 PM

omg thread delivers, wow

CopTHIS · #34 11-13-2007, 03:59 PM

wow, that has to be one of the most amazing graphs on here....just wow

cowpig · #35 11-13-2007, 03:59 PM

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AND THE BIGGEST HAND 3/6 HAS EVER SEEN AND THE ONE THAT MAKES ME WANT TO RIP OFF MY FACE:

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (2 handed) Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($6278.25)
Button ($5512.50)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
Button raises to $21, Hero raises to $66, Button raises to $198, Hero calls $117.

Flop: ($381) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $354, Hero raises to $1050, Button calls $696.

Turn: ($2481) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $999, Hero raises to $5051.25 (All-In), Button calls $3286.50 (All-In).

River: ($11052) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $11052

Results in white below: 
Hero has Qs Jc (high card, ace).
Button doesn't show. ACE SIX OFF SUIT ARE YOU [censored] KIDDING ME
Outcome: Hero wins $11817.75. 

AND SINCE THE CONVERTER DOESNT WORK:

FullTiltPoker Game #4160493870: Table Overo (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 4:18:53 ET - 2007/11/13
Seat 1: Pasterbator ($6,278.25)
Seat 2: mu_empire ($5,512.50)
mu_empire posts the small blind of $3
Pasterbator posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Pasterbator [Qs Jc]
mu_empire raises to $18
Pasterbator raises to $60
mu_empire raises to $177
Pasterbator has 15 seconds left to act
Pasterbator calls $117
*** FLOP *** [4c Th 9c]
Pasterbator checks
mu_empire bets $354
Pasterbator raises to $1,050
mu_empire calls $696
*** TURN *** [4c Th 9c] [Ah]
Pasterbator checks
mu_empire bets $999
Pasterbator raises to $5,051.25, and is all in
mu_empire calls $3,286.50, and is all in
Pasterbator shows [Qs Jc]
mu_empire shows [Ad 6c]
Uncalled bet of $765.75 returned to Pasterbator
*** RIVER *** [4c Th 9c Ah] [3d]
Pasterbator shows Ace Queen high
mu_empire shows a pair of Aces
mu_empire wins the pot ($11,024.50) with a pair of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $11,025 | Rake $0.50
Board: [4c Th 9c Ah 3d]
Seat 1: Pasterbator (big blind) showed [Qs Jc] and lost with Ace Queen high
Seat 2: mu_empire (small blind) showed [Ad 6c] and won ($11,024.50) with a pair of Aces

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how bad were you tilting to shove that turn

Pasterbator · #36 11-13-2007, 04:01 PM

[ QUOTE ]
pasterbator -

you're in northern NJ, right. i can recommend cliffs and/or bridges to jump off.

that QJ vs A6 hand is unreal.

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Yessir.

I need something high enough that i passout before i hit the water/ground.

I've dealt with enough pain in the last 12 hours.

Astyanax · #37 11-13-2007, 04:02 PM

Brutal - You got rope-a-doped!

kylephilly · #38 11-13-2007, 04:03 PM

fold hand 4500

GtrHtr · #39 11-13-2007, 04:04 PM

omg. When we talked at 10pm you were owning this guy to the tune of +~8k or so. I can't believe you played until 4am and I can't believe he kept hitting some of those hands. He was shoving NOTHING all night. [censored]. that is some sick [censored].

Pasterbator · #40 11-13-2007, 04:05 PM

6am