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Old 04-03-2007, 05:28 PM
theBruiser500 theBruiser500 is offline
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strassa the most beautiful name in the world is not "strssa" but "natalie portman". also your poker move can suck my [censored]
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Old 04-03-2007, 05:30 PM
ekky ekky is offline
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so, a guy who looks like a mutant is worlds better than you at poker. that irritates you, doesn't it?


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Don't care what he looks like.

Anyone who wants to name something after themselves is a huge douchebag.

That is all.

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But he has respect and money from the poker community (tons of both), and you're at best, what Canadian?

Stassa > mankind

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Old 04-03-2007, 09:58 PM
coxquinn coxquinn is offline
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is it still a "strass" if the vilain calls ?

according to ur defenition, it doesn't matter.

- jpp

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You're obligated to utter the phrase, "Well that was a monSTRASSity" and coyly look to both your left and right to see if anyone got it. 9/10 times no one will, but that 10th time . . . ohhhhhh momma

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omg im sorry i cant contain myself anymore i love your avatar and everything about it and everytime is start a session of poker, in the Gob voice, i thinkg "So..when am I gonna start makin' my moniez??"

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Old 04-03-2007, 10:28 PM
Ansky Ansky is offline
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Ok how about if it's a 3bet...?


FullTiltPoker Game #2033672616: Table Shun (heads up) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:44:05 ET - 2007/03/20
Seat 1: Ansky451 ($2,181)
Seat 2: johny001 ($1,060.50)
Ansky451 posts the small blind of $5
johny001 posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Ansky451 [As 6c]
Ansky451 raises to $30
johny001 calls $20
*** FLOP *** [Qs 5s 9d]
johny001 checks
Ansky451 bets $45
johny001 calls $45
*** TURN *** [Qs 5s 9d] [7d]
johny001 checks
Ansky451 checks
*** RIVER *** [Qs 5s 9d 7d] [4s]
johny001 checks
Ansky451 bets $125
johny001 raises to $440
Ansky451 has 15 seconds left to act
Ansky451 raises to $2,106, and is all in
johny001 has 15 seconds left to act
johny001 folds
Uncalled bet of $1,666 returned to Ansky451
johny001 adds $454.50
Ansky451 shows [As 6c] (Ace Queen high)
Ansky451 wins the pot ($1,029.50)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,030 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Qs 5s 9d 7d 4s]
Seat 1: Ansky451 (small blind) collected ($1,029.50)
Seat 2: johny001 (big blind) folded on the River
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Old 04-04-2007, 12:12 AM
J.A.K. J.A.K. is offline
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How does this happen...ever?

Oh wait.....johny001 adds $454.50
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Old 04-04-2007, 12:27 AM
rebuyboy rebuyboy is offline
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what's the past participle of this verb...to have strassed? or to have strassen?
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Old 04-04-2007, 01:54 AM
Jason Strasser (strassa2) Jason Strasser (strassa2) is offline
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sorry ansky, this does not qualify.

I would like to suggest you claim something else for your own. something like: when someone gets a stake in a tournament but is really dead money. that might work.
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Old 04-04-2007, 02:34 AM
FatalError FatalError is offline
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id like to name a poker move after myself as well. well call it the TStpwn. its when you checkraise the turn hoping to get 3bet and then shove allin on a pure bluff when the opponent is getting 10:1 odds to call.

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so whats it feel like to pull a guys pants down on national telivision?
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Old 04-04-2007, 03:58 AM
csquard csquard is offline
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Verb: to strass

Definition: 1. To check raise bluff a river where the opponents remaining stack is less than his river bet.
2. To look longingly into another's eyes.
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Old 04-04-2007, 05:29 AM
cardsharkk04 cardsharkk04 is offline
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Here my move: Call a big reraise with crap because you think other guy also has crap, let him bet the flop and raise all in no matter what. SHARKK ATTACKK
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