Beat: My LCD HDTV screen is cracked

[RichC.]

Title pretty much sums it up.

My nice, not quite balla but still really cool, 4 month old Samsung 32" LCD HDTV has a nice crack in the lower corner of the screen, which ruins the entire picture. It has a spider web crack basically.

Beat 2: Not sure it can be repaired, which means i have a $1400 paper weight if that is the case. Also, not sure what else to do. It was accidental damage, so I am not sure if it is covered by the warranty.

Beat 3: My cell phone also quit working. Why dont you just kick me in the nuts while you're at it LIFE!!!