Lay back on Dr. Howard's therapy couch (pics)

Howard Beale · #1 05-09-2007, 03:16 PM

Yes, Howard (not my real name) is not a doctor but has decided to play one on OOT.

Look: I have a kindly, understanding face:

and I have a comfortable couch:

If you have any sort of problem, need any sort of advice, then just lay back and tell me all about it and I will try to help you.

Quanah Parker · #2 05-09-2007, 03:21 PM

I have a deep mistrust of old men with beards and couches.

Can you help me?

GovmentCheese · #3 05-09-2007, 03:23 PM

My girlfriend doesn't like to give blowjobs. How can I convince her to give me more?

microbet · #4 05-09-2007, 03:24 PM

I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take this anymore!

Can you help me?

RoundGuy · #5 05-09-2007, 03:26 PM

I believe my penis is missing the glans. Can you help me?

>>>inspired by the headless horseman<<<

Howard Beale · #6 05-09-2007, 03:31 PM

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I have a deep mistrust of old men with beards and couches.

Can you help me?

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Without a doubt. We start by getting naked. Schedule a full hour with my receptionist.

Howard Beale · #7 05-09-2007, 03:34 PM

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My girlfriend doesn't like to give blowjobs. How can I convince her to give me more?

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Howard Beale · #8 05-09-2007, 03:36 PM

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I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take this anymore!

Can you help me?

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otnemem · #9 05-09-2007, 03:38 PM

Mr. Beale - I recently went to the dentist because one of my front teeth kept hurting like hell - like a drill was going into it. I brush twice a day, floss less likely than I should. Anyway, I went to the dentist. Turns out I have eight (!!) cavities - but there's nothing wrong with the tooth that hurts. WHAT TO DO???

Howard Beale · #10 05-09-2007, 03:40 PM

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I believe my penis is missing the glans. Can you help me?

>>>inspired by the headless horseman<<<

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Gender reassignment surgery, ftw.