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Old 10-25-2007, 03:27 AM
bmwguy525 bmwguy525 is offline
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So I was just watchin this one British chick on RedTube who kept trying to talk dirty. She kept saying [censored] me [censored] me and stick in my [censored] [censored] and all this stuff, but she said it in that calm British way with that British accent, and she just sounded too polite to be having sex.

British chicks need to not talk during sex if they're gonna maintain that polite Britishness afaik

(I came obv)
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:30 AM
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accents are hot fwiw
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:31 AM
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accents are hot fwiw

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agreed but not when it sounds like polite talk during sex. sex talk is not supposed to be polite
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:33 AM
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Just think of Keira Knightley's dirty sex talk. omg I just busted a nut.
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:35 AM
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My stepsister went to Britain and she saw two guys fighting outside a bar said she just laughed so hard. She said the exact same thing, they were trying to say really scary stuff but in that super-polite British accent and I guess it was just hysterical.
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:38 AM
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Keira Knightley is overrated


edit: she's very pretty but her body is meh
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Old 10-25-2007, 06:29 AM
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Just think of Keira Knightley's dirty sex talk. omg I just busted a nut.

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Old 10-25-2007, 07:02 AM
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I'm British so I'm gtting a kick out of htese replies
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Old 10-25-2007, 08:34 AM
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Are yew sayin we tawk funny?

You're the fahkin cahnts oo tawk funny, treacle bollocks.
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:32 AM
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i see a nip, ban plz
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