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Old 11-02-2007, 07:18 AM
David H David H is offline
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Default Re: Gay guy tried to bang me on Halloween (TR)

OP, at no point in your story did you mention to Zeus that you were straight.

That, plus "Hey Zeus, umm this might seem kind of forward, but uh, do you want to suck my dick?", doesn't give you much justification for your actions.

Enjoy life in the closet.
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Old 11-02-2007, 07:36 AM
Pog0 Pog0 is offline
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Default Re: Gay guy tried to bang me on Halloween (TR)

Man, imagine girls were justified to kick every guy who hits on them in the nuts... we'd go extinct.

Same thing, really.
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Old 11-02-2007, 07:40 AM
Repsychler Repsychler is offline
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Default Re: Gay guy tried to bang me on Halloween (TR)

So basically you decided Halloween was the night to explore your interest in taking a hit off the meat bong, and then when your chance finally arrives, you puss out.
Let's put it another way: If a chick was all over you that night, then offered up a taste of her cooze, and when you accepted the offer, she maced you, that would have been ok for her to do, right?
Just go ahead and get out of the closet and realize that not only are you as gay as Christmas, you're also a giant douche.
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Old 11-02-2007, 07:44 AM
His Boy Elroy His Boy Elroy is offline
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Default Re: Gay guy tried to bang me on Halloween (TR)

WHOOOOOOSH


this was pretty funny, i actually laughed out loud at the haymaker/screaming part. on the off chance that any of this is true, op is a dick etc., but theres no way this happened.
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Old 11-02-2007, 09:06 AM
ChipWrecked ChipWrecked is offline
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Default Re: Gay guy tried to bang me on Halloween (TR)

[ QUOTE ]
on the off chance that any of this is true,[ QUOTE ]
the actual moral of this story is that you're a complete dickhole

[/ QUOTE ] but theres no way this happened.

[/ QUOTE ]
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Old 11-02-2007, 09:13 AM
Klompy Klompy is offline
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Default Re: Gay guy tried to bang me on Halloween (TR)

Yeah, there's no way this happened. You're still a dick for making me waste time reading it.
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Old 11-02-2007, 09:16 AM
chopsticks chopsticks is offline
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Default Re: Gay guy tried to bang me on Halloween (TR)

[ ] OP is not a homosexual
[ ] nothing happened, OP got passed out
[x] OP is a superdouche
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Old 11-02-2007, 09:40 AM
pokerbobo pokerbobo is offline
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Shoulda let him blow you before you punched him.
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Old 11-02-2007, 09:43 AM
Badger Badger is offline
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Default Re: Gay guy tried to bang me on Halloween (TR)

[ QUOTE ]
[ ] OP is not a homosexual
[ ] nothing happened, OP got passed out
[x] OP is a superdouche for making up stories to share on the internet

[/ QUOTE ]
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Old 11-02-2007, 09:46 AM
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Default Re: Gay guy tried to bang me on Halloween (TR)

you guys are so gullible, no way this went down like OP says.
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