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Old 09-04-2007, 10:02 PM
wickedgoodtrader wickedgoodtrader is offline
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Default Ask a playa how to GET LAID

Havin trouble gettin a chic? Let me know your situation and I'll give ya the advice sure to win her over.
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Old 09-04-2007, 10:05 PM
LionelHutz00 LionelHutz00 is offline
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Default Re: Ask a playa how to GET LAID

shouldn't unblinking eye be the one to do this thread?
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Old 09-04-2007, 10:38 PM
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Default Re: Ask a playa how to GET LAID

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shouldn't unblinking eye be the one to do this thread with a series of lies?

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Old 09-04-2007, 10:44 PM
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Default Re: Ask a playa how to GET LAID

Just got back from a neighborhood bar.

Chick is the bartender. Grew up in the ghetto where I was recently beaten and robbed. She is hot as [censored] and used to be a cheerleader for a NFL team.

What's my play?
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Old 09-04-2007, 10:46 PM
Madman Madman Madman Madman is offline
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Default Re: Ask a playa how to GET LAID

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Just got back from a neighborhood bar.

Chick is the bartender. Grew up in the ghetto where I was recently beaten and robbed. She is hot as [censored] and used to be a cheerleader for a NFL team.

What's my play?

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does this smell like chloroform to you?
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Old 09-04-2007, 10:50 PM
PJo336 PJo336 is offline
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Default Re: Ask a playa how to GET LAID

wouldnt a virgin nut too fast?
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Old 09-04-2007, 10:53 PM
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Default Re: Ask a playa how to GET LAID

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Just got back from a neighborhood bar.

Chick is the bartender. Grew up in the ghetto where I was recently beaten and robbed. She is hot as [censored] and used to be a cheerleader for a NFL team.

What's my play?

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does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Jokes like these are why you are still a virgin [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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Old 09-04-2007, 11:12 PM
wickedgoodtrader wickedgoodtrader is offline
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Default Re: Ask a playa how to GET LAID

Find out what nights she works and start to become a reg and flirt with her. Once you become her friend then you ask her to come to a party and put it to her. NFL cheerleaders are [censored] but you'll have to be real good looking to bang her. Looks are all they care about. If your not just give up.. it ain't gonan happen. Or become an NFL player.
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Old 09-04-2007, 11:33 PM
IronFly IronFly is offline
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Find out what nights she works and start to become a reg and flirt with her. Once you become her friend then you ask her to come to a party and put it to her. NFL cheerleaders are [censored] but you'll have to be real good looking to bang her. Looks are all they care about. If your not just give up.. it ain't gonan happen. Or become an NFL player.

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WTF kinda "playa" advice is this? Be her friend? Become an NFL player? Look really good?

You forgot to add be filthy rich and already married to a hotter chick.

C'mon man, drop some GAME
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Old 09-04-2007, 10:05 PM
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how do i get laid?
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