**Official uNL Microbrew thread: May**

[Archon_Wing]

Omg, how do you play on UB without commiting suicide? All this focus stealing is giving me seizures.

[Archon_Wing]

Wtf... I signed up for a donkament and it takes me to my table. Nothing happens for a bit; that's ok it didn't start yet. But it turns out the tourney was going on for 10 minutes but I wasn't getting any cards?? I open up another table in the same tournament and it's running normally, so i have to close and reopen my own table. WTF... this site is a freaking joke. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[tehDiceman]

this tilts me like no other. villian luckboxed my entire stack in three hands. i dont feel like digging up the first one, here are the other two, back to back no less. villian is a complete retard.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t100 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

MP2 (t960)
MP3 (t7075)
CO (t5360)
Button (t1050)
<font color="#C00000">SB (t3800)</font>
<font color="#C00000">Hero (t515)</font>
UTG (t965)
UTG+1 (t6155)
MP1 (t955)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, CO calls t100, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB completes, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t515</font>, CO calls t415, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to t3850</font>, CO folds.

Flop: (t4880) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Turn: (t4880) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: (t4880) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t4880

Results below:
SB has 7c Ah (straight, ace high).
Hero has Js Qs (straight, ace high).
Outcome: SB wins t2440. Hero wins t2440.


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t100 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

MP1 (t960)
MP2 (t7075)
MP3 (t4845)
CO (t1050)
<font color="#C00000">Button (t4058)</font>
<font color="#C00000">Hero (t772)</font>
BB (t965)
UTG (t6155)
UTG+1 (t955)

Preflop: Hero is SB with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">6 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to t800</font>, Hero calls t722 (All-In), <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>.

Flop: (t1672) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: (t1672) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t1672) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t1672

Results below:
Hero has Ts Qs (straight, ace high).
Button has Js Ad (full house, aces full of jacks).
Outcome: Button wins t1672.

[Archon_Wing]

I don't get it.

[jonyy6788]

villain played those hands fine for a donk n go

[tehDiceman]

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villain played those hands fine for a donk n go

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you limp/3bet AI with A7o in the early-middle stages of a tourney? no donkNgo.

[jonyy6788]

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villain played those hands fine for a donk n go

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you limp/3bet AI with A7o in the early-middle stages of a tourney? no donkNgo.

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he iso'ed u and CO's dead moniez with the best hand [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]