List OOTers you would feel safe babysitting your hypothetical children

[Dids]

and why, 'cause list threads suck, but threads about OOTers rule.

Aloysius: He seems like a nice guy, I don't recall threads about him doing coke, he's got darling niece that my kids could play with.

LFS: Actual grown up, may have kids, might know famous people who have kids that can network with my kids.

FFK/Fluffpop: Because I have seen the movie with the hot babysitter and I know how this works out.

Kipin: While he's likely unsuitable on all fronts, I think my kids would be upset if I passed up an opportunity for them to spend time with a real life Hagrid.

Brazilio: Actually likes and works with kids, will help to expand their vocabulary in new and interesting ways.

[CrazyEyez]

Al was the first one I thought of.

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Stuey, because he would come up with creative and fun games.
[censored], because he rules at managing children.

[Georgia Avenue]

stan-ivey for potty training developments

[Los Feliz Slim]

Lots of people, actually:

Dids, you would never let anything happen to my baby.

Anacardo, who hasn't exactly babysat for my daughter but has been left alone with her for a couple of minutes while I was in the restroom.

Slow Play Ray

The Dude Abides

El Diablo

private joker

all OOT women

nolanfan

aloysius

OK, I could go on and on. This is a lot more fun and controversial if we list people we WOULDN'T allow to babysit our kids:

mbillie, you know you're my boy, but you're not hanging with my daughter unsupervised.

NT!

luckyjimm

cnfuzzd

imitation (that's the Hong Kong whorehouse guy right?)

Blarg

[XXXNoahXXX]

Safe:

Howard Treesong: He always seems intelligent and honest in his posts in OOT and El D.

Adsman: He'd probably take them on some cool adventure and then they'd like him more than me, so not sure about this one.

El D: He'd probably teach my kids cool things and bring out their innate prodigy skillz.


Unsafe-

luckyjimm- would sell them for bankroll.

borodog- seems like a nice guy, but would somehow brainwash them to consider parenting to be a ruthless dictatorship or something.

John Spartan- I don't want my kid to get Benoit'd.

Howard Beale: After seeing the photo with the tape on his face, I might get a restraining order out just in case.


Dominic: Especially not if its my daughter. Don't want to come home to "Daddy, whats bukkake?"

guids: I think he might hit them.

[Slow Play Ray]

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I am quite shocked to find myself on someone's list. Not that I am not trustworthy, because I most certainly am, but because I always assumed I came off as a slacker stoner here.

[secretprankster]

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rofl

[Los Feliz Slim]

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Make this fun, tell us who you think shouldn't be included.

You, by the way, are very much on the unsafe list ldo.

[asofel]

Dids,

I feel so sleighted...I mean, brazilio!?!

*sniff sniff*

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