Beat: Asking BBV for Advice

[Jman28]

Hey guys.

I need help thinking of a title for my monthly column in Bluff.

You know, something like 'PHILosophy'. (My name is Phil and I studied philosophy!!!)

As a personal favor, could you include one real title for every two joke titles you post?

Thanks.

EDIT: Some info about me to work with for those who don't know:

My name is Phil Galfond. I write strat/theory articles each month for bluff. Prolly mostly on NLHE.

I play as OMGClayAiken on ftp

[Micro Donk]

OMG CLAY AIKEN

[Clayton]

The next level

[sosorry]

PhilOnMyNuts

[Clayton]

BANANA THIEVIN' WITH PHILLIP J. GALFOND

[Tree Surgeon]

PhilMcKracken.

[Tree Surgeon]

Prolegomena to Any Future Metaphysics That Will Be Able to Come Forward As Science

[chicken10der]

poker phil...no, not that one...or that one...no...galfond

[thac]

Eye of the Tiger
Eye of the ClayAiken
OMG I play online and am still smart/out of jail

[wazz]

On the Philt

That's all I got