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Old 07-29-2007, 08:34 PM
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Why did the kid fall of the swing?






Cause someone threw a refrigerator at him.

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Old 07-29-2007, 08:39 PM
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A roast beef sandwich walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food."
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Old 07-29-2007, 08:44 PM
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(Tom Hanks in Catch Me if You Can)

Knock, knock

Who's there?

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Go [censored] yourself.
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Old 07-29-2007, 09:06 PM
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Whats black and blue and hates sex?
The kid in my trunk.



A man walked into a bar. Ouch.
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Old 07-29-2007, 09:20 PM
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wow some of these are bad
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Old 07-29-2007, 09:36 PM
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What do you call a smart blond?






A Golden Retriever
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Old 07-29-2007, 09:41 PM
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A grasshopper walks into a bar.
Bartender says "we have a drink named after you".
Grasshopper asks,"you have a drink named Steve?"
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Old 07-29-2007, 10:02 PM
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how do you make a baby float?

<font color="white"> one can root beer, one scoop ice cream, one scoop baby </font>
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Old 07-29-2007, 10:09 PM
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Guy walks into a bar, sits down, orders a drink. A second later, a tiny little man jumps out of his shirt pocket and runs across the bar, spilling all the drinks on the bar. The guy apologizes and stuffs the little man back down in his pocket. The bartender says "That's the craziest thing I've ever seen. Normally I'd throw you out for pissing off all my regulars, but I've got to know - What the hell is that thing?" The guy says, "Well, it's a long story, but I was down on my luck and I found a bottle on the beach. I rubbed it and a genie came out and offered me a wish. I thought for a long time and finally decided. I wished for a 10 inch prick."
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Old 07-29-2007, 10:10 PM
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Default Re: Post a stupid, yet funny, joke

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?

A blender.

How do you get them out?

Nachos.

What's the only thing funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown suit.

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