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Old 10-13-2006, 04:31 AM
bilbo-san bilbo-san is offline
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Default Who\'s JD_PROFESSIONAL at FT $1/$2?

Dude, if you are 2+2, you need to SHUT THE [censored] UP at the table.

Your trashtalk to the fish is really [censored] pissing me off.

Queen high
JD_PROFESSIONAL: lmao
Dealer: Hand #1096509882
JD_PROFESSIONAL: geez ur bad
Dealer: JD_PROFESSIONAL has 15 seconds left
to act
Dealer: MrSmintsy wins the pot ($5)
Dealer: Hand #1096510905
Emballage: why bet on the king ten then
Dealer: Emballage wins the pot ($3.80)
Dealer: Hand #1096512011
Dealer: Emballage shows a pair of Kings
Dealer: Emballage wins the pot ($3.80) with a pair
of Kings
Dealer: Hand #1096513200
Dealer: cardiffgiant1 wins the pot ($2)
Dealer: Hand #1096513578
Dealer: Emballage shows a full house, Queens full
of Nines
Dealer: Emballage wins the pot ($107) with a full
house, Queens full of Nines
Dealer: Hand #1096514918
Emballage: hahahaha
Emballage: nice call
JD_PROFESSIONAL: you have 134 now
JD_PROFESSIONAL: congrats.
to act
Emballage: i will have another 221 very shortly
JD_PROFESSIONAL: good luck
Dealer: slim2180 wins the pot ($3.80)
Dealer: Hand #1096516462
JD_PROFESSIONAL: then maby u can afford a
buy in!

So the fish taunted you after he won a couple of pots. Cry me a [censored] river.

Type NH and move [censored] on.

rant over.
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Old 10-13-2006, 04:34 AM
MannyIsGod MannyIsGod is offline
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Default Re: Who\'s JD_PROFESSIONAL at FT $1/$2?

That [censored] keeps timing out at one of my tables. I guess I know why now.
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Old 10-13-2006, 05:31 AM
kitaristi0 kitaristi0 is offline
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Default Re: Who\'s JD_PROFESSIONAL at FT $1/$2?

Cheese
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Old 10-13-2006, 09:35 AM
McGobbler McGobbler is offline
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Default Re: Who\'s JD_PROFESSIONAL at FT $1/$2?

FullTiltPoker Game #1096375575: Table Russell (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:59:29 ET - 2006/10/13
Seat 1: LerroooyJenkins ($91.25)
Seat 2: Hero ($665.35)
Seat 3: ck10per3 ($65.60)
Seat 4: jokerz76 ($186.10)
Seat 5: JD_PROFESSIONAL ($284.70)
Seat 6: Jeffhk9 ($199.05)
jokerz76 posts the small blind of $1
JD_PROFESSIONAL posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [2c 2s]
Jeffhk9 folds
LerroooyJenkins folds
Jeffhk9 stands up
Hero raises to $7
ck10per3 calls $7
jokerz76 calls $6
JD_PROFESSIONAL calls $5
*** FLOP *** [4s 2d As]
jokerz76 checks
JD_PROFESSIONAL checks
Hero bets $18
ck10per3 folds
jokerz76 calls $18
JD_PROFESSIONAL calls $18
*** TURN *** [4s 2d As] [8d]
jokerz76 checks
JD_PROFESSIONAL bets $33
Hero raises to $101
jokerz76 folds
JD_PROFESSIONAL raises to $259.70, and is all in
Hero calls $158.70
JD_PROFESSIONAL shows [Ad Kh]
Hero shows [2c 2s]
*** RIVER *** [4s 2d As 8d] [Js]
JD_PROFESSIONAL shows a pair of Aces
Hero shows three of a kind, Twos
Hero wins the pot ($598.40) with three of a kind, Twos
JD_PROFESSIONAL adds $200
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $601.40 | Rake $3
Board: [4s 2d As 8d Js]
Seat 1: LerroooyJenkins didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Hero showed [2c 2s] and won ($598.40) with three of a kind, Twos
Seat 3: ck10per3 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: jokerz76 (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 5: JD_PROFESSIONAL (big blind) showed [Ad Kh] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: Jeffhk9 didn't bet (folded)
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Old 10-13-2006, 09:43 AM
prayformojo prayformojo is offline
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Default Re: Who\'s JD_PROFESSIONAL at FT $1/$2?

As a rule of thumb, I assume anyone with a screen name that suggests he is a pro is going to be a huge glass tapping pain. Why would anyone announce their "professional" status, for any other reason than that it is more important for people to recognize him as a great poker player than to play well and win money.
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