Official November Thread: General Discussion

[ipokeder]

i'm so good

POKERSTARS GAME #13333149998: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2007/11/19 - 04:37:23 (ET)
Table 'Dolios' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: #10 Willem ($873 in chips)
Seat 2: ipokeder ($1326.50 in chips)
#10 Willem: posts small blind $5
ipokeder: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [Ah Qd]
#10 Willem: raises $10 to $20
ipokeder: raises $50 to $70
#10 Willem: calls $50
*** FLOP *** [Qc 8h 5c]
ipokeder: bets $120
#10 Willem: calls $120
*** TURN *** [Qc 8h 5c] [3h]
ipokeder: bets $320
#10 Willem: calls $320
*** RIVER *** [Qc 8h 5c 3h] [Jd]
ipokeder: bets $490
#10 Willem: calls $363 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ipokeder: shows [Ah Qd] (a pair of Queens)
#10 Willem: shows [Qh Jc] (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
#10 Willem collected $1745.50 from pot
ipokeder said, "klnjohoiAHEIPFJASPOIGJ"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1746 | Rake $0.50
Board [Qc 8h 5c 3h Jd]
Seat 1: #10 Willem (button) (small blind) showed [Qh Jc] and won ($1745.50) with two pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 2: ipokeder (big blind) showed [Ah Qd] and lost with a pair of Queens

POKERSTARS GAME #13333036148: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2007/11/19 - 04:19:10 (ET)
Table 'Shaula' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: ipokeder ($1119 in chips)
Seat 2: Hyi_Vam ($657.60 in chips)
ipokeder: posts small blind $5
Hyi_Vam: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [Tc Jc]
ipokeder: raises $20 to $30
Hyi_Vam: raises $80 to $110
ipokeder: calls $80
*** FLOP *** [Jd 8d 4d]
Hyi_Vam: checks
ipokeder: bets $120
Hyi_Vam: calls $120
*** TURN *** [Jd 8d 4d] [Kc]
Hyi_Vam: bets $427.60 and is all-in
ipokeder: calls $427.60
*** RIVER *** [Jd 8d 4d Kc] [Ad]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hyi_Vam: shows [Qh Ah] (a pair of Aces)
ipokeder: mucks hand
Hyi_Vam collected $1314.70 from pot
ipokeder said, "asdgsdiojg"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1315.20 | Rake $0.50
Board [Jd 8d 4d Kc Ad]
Seat 1: ipokeder (button) (small blind) mucked [Tc Jc]
Seat 2: Hyi_Vam (big blind) showed [Qh Ah] and won ($1314.70) with a pair of Aces

oh no wait, still bad